Chester Mahogany

VP of Sales

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How do you stop the poop from going back in

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You can pry my fingers out of my cold dead ass!

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Holding my foreskin closed with a chip clip

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Imagine farting in a bald guy's head

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@Phallossus i off jack

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Is it illegal to chase someone on all fours?

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Wranglin up some cowboy puss

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There's a secret amount of alcohol that gives me an amazing sleep. Somewhere between 2 and 8 drinks. More research needed

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Do the math. How can I be gay if I have *several* female friends

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My hog tied

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@Phallossus Peepee

Poopoo?

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I'm home don't j

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I just took a new kind of shit. It must be 2026 in my ass already

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@misfitpatriot_ Get a job

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@Gingerine5 @punishedpants What about someone who murders strangers in a boat

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Just for the record, farting out cum is NOT gay

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@Phallossus Big ball energy ☝️

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@Phallossus hot penis wet balls

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@Phallossus Cumtainment protocols

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Blue light bathroom. Can't tell if this is shit or blood in my undies