Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸

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[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

While I was dating, I didnt care if my GF knew how to cook. I dated girls there were not good at cooking, I dont even mind teaching her because I was a good cook.
I am that guy that could have goldenmorn or cornflakes or cookies for the day and I am cook.
But when I met --1

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

If you say you understand Nigeria, you are not normal. https://t.co/qe3SeS1Odj

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

@olateeman Yeskeh

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

@Msmenalicious @ThePriestess333 Ha community dey ooo my sister.

[Ifeoluwa Oyekunle @oyedollipod]

Ifeoluwa Oyekunle, PhD.

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

@olateeman It's not if you sha pay your 50% intrest.

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

Incase you are tired of living

[abuja stylist✰ @drharveee]

What’s the purpose of this door?

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

@AyoBankole @oMoTonsore Make una sha dey try talk fact sometimes.
Tell me what the guy has done wrong by asking her to introduce her self because I am missing the point.
SMH Nigeria celebrities go just dey feel like one kin ogbanje.

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

This omotola proud abegi

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

An awkward moment between an interviewer and Omotola Jalade Ekeinde as she got visibly pissed after being asked “who am I here with?” 😭😂

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

Happy birthday brotherly

[Pastor Keu 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 @AdeyemiSijuwade]

+1 🎂
Happy Birthday to a Man who doesn't just dream -he executes, Who doesn't just talk - he delivers. May this new year open doors that match my ambition, elevate my influence, and crown my efforts with even greater success.

Please Say a Prayer for me when this pop up on your TL

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

In this age and time especially in the Nigerians in the UK community.
Wife is on low cut
Husband and son plait their hair, no be juju be that?

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

@AUNTYMUSE_ 😄😄😄

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

If I am doing 1 day, I use park and fly anything more than 48hrs na uber...

[Sir Teeman @olateeman]

The time I parked at DFW airport and came back to pay almost $300 for parking was the last time I parked at the airport anytime the trip is more than 3 days. Uber to and fro will never cost me more than $150 for me and my family.

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

@olateeman Opor😁😁😁

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

Water beans and stones

[Captain of AKWAIBOM @captain_edet]

@itz_taser Beans will be waiting for her

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

This is not the first time, I guess she just ruined her life!!!

[Donpir @don_pet]

How can you steal from someone you have duty of care to? Nah!!!

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

@TheRealCEOAmber @Simpleribk @ope_falabs You don't know if your Alma Mata don't exist anymore?

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

@yusufenitan4 @eludayo_1 Are you for real, aregbe keh

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

Why are you reporting your self first

[Oloye Akin Alabi @akinalabi]

I just left the Masoyinbo (@EaYoruba). I’ve told him to delete everything. Chai. I was just saying so, okay, so…. 🫣😩😌😆😭

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

You can say she did this and that but calling her a failure is a low blow and can't stand.
TF

[Esegbona Luis @esegbonaluis]

Dear Simi;

First of all, I desperately want to say e no go better for you, but let's be honest, has it really been good for you?

The only thing you have dropped that has been close to a hit, since your entire life as an artist, was Duduke. Asides from that, all your projects have been failures. But, that's by the way.

When I saw those horrible tweets about your preference for little boys and how the boy children in your mother's daycare were munching on your avunna, I genuinely thought it was some mischievous twitter banger boy who was behind it, hoping to get at you over your recent stance on grape.

Only for me to wake up this morning and see that you acknowledged you wrote them 12 years ago. Not only did you acknowledge it, you defended your actions, saying they were not from perversion.

For those of you who are not aware of the gist, these are some of the tweets that Simi tweeted 12 years ago when she was 24:

"I wish my husband was 4 years old. My type."

"David has a crush on me. He kips comn close; actin lik he wana lock lips n den he puts his head on my lap. Shd I giv him a chance? P.S: Hes 4"

"Why this 4yr old boy tryna put hand inside ma sheet??? Ogbeni wash it oh!"

Imagine if Davido was the one whose tweets resurfaced like this? The backlash? The cancel culture?

You noticed how these tweets were directed at little boys in her care? Now, this same Simi came out a few days ago to beckon men to stop graping women.

You remember when Ezra was fingered in his animalistic and pedo tweets? What did he do? He deactivated his Twitter account.

What did Simi do? She's defending those tweets, saying she meant it from a place of love. A boy putting his head inside your obough was from a place of Love?😭😭

And that sums the difference between a man and a woman. Men take responsibility for their actions. Women will defend their actions.

I would have said Nigerians should cancel Simi, but can you cancel what didn't have a beginning in the first place? God already knew Simi would end up like this, that's why he punished her for 600 years in advance.

Moral Lesson: No be me talk am ooh 😂

[Impressed LocalMan 🇺🇸 @ImpressedLM]

@ms___dale Have you tried mr biggs meat pie in lagos Island and mr Biggs meatpie in Ketu? They taste different, this is one of the things killing the brand.