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I'm thinking Spurs in 5. Hoping for an excellent series regardless. #nba

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@SStricklandMMA I truly don't think he gives a damn about anyone unless you kiss his ass and/or donate lots of money to him. Don't underestimate his vindictiveness.

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@ChefTrillie I've wanted Russ on the Heat for a long, long time.

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@MattWalshBlog And they're complaining about anyone and everything who/that doesn't go along with EVERYTHING they're doing. That is un-American, and I'm quite sick of it. We're better than this. I don't like the America Trump is trying to make.

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@SinceNinety_5 Haha, I was a huge fan of that team while growing up ( born in 1990). I've been a Heat fan since Shaq was traded there.

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@elonmusk @DefiantLs "The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit." -Nelson Henderson

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@DamionC59834263 @WadexFlash Tri-ler Herro

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@miamiheatrants Tonight

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@HeatvsHaters I like Tyler, but the constant trade talks year after year almost feels like abuse after a while. I think he'll be better off elsewhere.

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@HeatCulture13 @IraHeatBeat I think if he's traded, he'll average 25ppg somewhere else, likely be an All-Star again, and that's good.

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@ChefTrillie Similar height and reach to Wade.

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@SpencerHakimian I just paid $144 for regular, 87 octane yesterday in Maine.

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@RealDealBeal23 Air Bud

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@LegionHoops David Robinson over Wade?

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@elonmusk @mattvanswol Look, this is wrong, but if you think only the left is pissed off at Trump, you haven't been paying attention at all.

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@mtgreenee I've been jokingly (somewhat seriously) saying for years that I think the Democrats are actually in the gun lobby pocket. People always buy more guns and ammo (it seems like it anyway) when they're in power.

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@TuckerCarlson I think it's crazy how long this took, but your explanation and apology are commendable regardless. You're a few notches higher in my book now. This is how you lead by example.

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@LauraLoomer You're not suggesting for Rogan to sensor himself, are you?

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@elonmusk I have zero confidence that if/when corporations save money by utilizing robots and AI they'll share the wealth.