ImprovBachelorChi

Official Twitter of Will You Accept This Rose?: An Improvised Parody of The Bachelor

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

"Of course it's Jared!" God bless @jorge_paradise. #BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

Once again @mrcbishop goes home too soon, and once again we DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS UNIVERSE. #BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

Didn't think it was possible, but @JoshAllanMurray ruined pizza for us. #BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

Carly's date with Evan was comedy GOLD. Never wanted it to end. #BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

There is no good reason for @JubileeSharpe1 to ever go home. She's a national treasure. #BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

Signing off until next week! #BachelorInParadise was perfect before Chad. Can't wait for post-Chad.

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

No. Not him. Not my baby. #BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

Can't wait! Thanks for enabling Chad's demeaning and violent behavior with air time, alcohol and cold cuts! https://t.co/Lm3aPB7jCf

[Bachelor in Paradise @BachParadise]

This really might be the most dramatic "to be continued" in Bachelor history! See you next Monday, Nation!
#BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

Hard to laugh at a crab on Chad's head when moments before he called Sarah a "one-armed bitch" and Lace a c-nt. #BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

Reminder to @ABCNetwork and @BachParadise that aggressive and derogatory treatment of women by a contestant is not entertainment.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Nick, Amanda, and the twins are all of us right now. Eating, drinking, and watching this unfold #BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

So happy @JubileeSharpe1 was finally able to talk about LOTR on a date. You should always be able to! #BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

#same https://t.co/ZorklgYZ48

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

Isn't it more exciting when the stable, employed girl who pays bills on time and only moderately drinks gets the guy? #BachelorInParadise

[Bachelor Burn Book @bachelorburnbk]

IZZY DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE. #BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

Our favorite deal breaker ever. #BachelorInParadise https://t.co/GfkEJlZj0v

[Bachelor in Paradise @BachParadise]

"That's not good. She doesn't like high fives." - Hayley #BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

Daniel giving off major "I only date underage girl" vibes. #BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

But are you...? https://t.co/JG6dCkPMcI

[Amanda Stanton @amandastantonnn]

Oh Daniel. A few drinks? There's not enough tequila in all of Mexico... #kiddin

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

The contestants talk about #TheBachelorette like we talk about #TheBachelorette. Fake stars! They're just like us! #BachelorInParadise

[ImprovBachelorChi @ImprovBachelor]

"Let's find out his name because I don't want to call him the penis guy." We missed you, Jubes. #BachelorInParadise