Improv Cowboy

An audience member's liveblog from @theimprovathon's 2019 50-hour improvathon. Totally unofficial

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@AuroraEstella @SazaJH If you're talking about Clip Trimmings - he survived!

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Having survived dynamite, an axe to the neck, falling off a cliff and a battle with Klingons, Clip Trimmings suspects he might be immortal. Bravely, he decides to test this theory in 3 separate ways at once.

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And finally, Hilton Savoy admits he still has trouble connecting with his newly adopted daughter, but with her help he's going to get better. The final words: "I love you." "I love you too"

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At a town meeting, Missy accepts that a mayor needs checks and balances, and that now there are just 13 people left in town, they can fill a full jury and judge and be sure everyone is looking out for everyone else

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Bear Grylls comes back to find that Dirk has given up on their alcohol limits, he's had far too much. As they reminisce and exchange "I love you"s, he slips away in her arms

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The mortician and doctor are INCREDIBLY happy to have so many bodies to work with, though

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We cut back to the cave, where the ducks are waiting for a fight, and an extended fight (with guns and other weapons) breaks out, until the sheriff gets captured

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Being used as a human shield, Kurt is very much against Tracker taking the shot, but she does anyway and after a Hamilton-style sing-off both Kurt and Bea are dead.

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Bea Estrange, having reflected on how being almost exclusively evil through this whole story has had no negative consequences, sings a song about the joys of being a villain

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It's worth noting that since @IAmPippaEvans was directing the overnight shift, @adammeggido had literally NO context for this plot twist

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Inside the cave, the robbers are hiding out, and we discover their identities. They're all ducks(!) from a brief story arc at 3am that was too confusing and short-lived to document. How did I not foresee this?

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An unlikely whimsical fight breaks out between the rivalrous Sanders brothers, where each hit causes the opponent to switch to a new accent or British personality's voice

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Doc Holloway and Solomon Sunday call in on Clip Trimmings, and discover him still alive and fine. He was right!

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Postmistress Penny Black is packing up to leave the post office, the town won't agree to the extra security she asked for since the robbery. But a visitor from Patriarchy reveals there's a funded post office with no postmistress there, and she makes a new plan to relocate

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Sheriff Ace Winnebago and Deputy Tracker gather Jasper Jolly and Kurt Smeaton, and head off to the geodesic caves they believe the robbers to be hiding out in

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Ok after SO MUCH sleep (I hope you're all rested) let's wrap this up

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@ruthbratt @theimprovathon I know it doesn't matter, but I don't like when I realise I've spelled an improvathon name wrongly for the *whole show*

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(My final hour of updates will be posted after I've finished watching them. You're important, but I want to enjoy this)

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Reading the scoop in the local paper, Bea Estrange is unhappy about the leak. Her family confront her, but she's prepared, and within seconds the three of them all collapse. Bea's comment: it was bound to happen