Improv Poetry

Because an improv director's rehearsal notebooks contain some deep shit.

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Urine on my elm tree
Nothing is forever

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Showed up
Said I worked here
Now I work here

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No one can be around the kid with the rat tail

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Scared of milk
Don't blame women

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Blood and death versus friendship
Tokyo is a city too

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Birth control
Pregnancy cures
Machine gun

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Pork
Farmers
Priest
"It haunts me, that night"

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Yes
This is the last five minutes of everything

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Change
Now just let this breathe...
Nice letting this breathe

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Heaven is so boring
I thought we'd do more

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Dating show
Kill myself
Rewind and fast forward
Kill myself again

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You know he just got divorced
Don't let John out there

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You're a whore
Trying to live life without me
What is your idea? I'm terrified.

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You're my favorite of my still living friends

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More wine
More sex together
More children
More

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Remember when we didn't have to get on airplanes half naked?
Heighten the NOSTALGIA.

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Running out of air
Need extra air
Leg = canister of air

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Dwarves, assemble!
Snow White should be helping
But she's enabling

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Creepy eyes
The way you breathe
The janitor is a pot dealer

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Sad child
I will kill you on the playground tonight
Stop stalling