Imrich Kuric

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

My diaphragm makes me look fat! #breathingprobs

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

If I had a lemon for everytime Roy devoured a bag of cookies i'd have one lemon. #1lemon

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

Them chips... #lunchlady #wtf? #longwait #insidejoke

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

Roy, the cheapest if jews. #styrofoamhat

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When the beat drops https://t.co/oz58BXaqOq

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

Gonna go see Lego Movie at 7 with a friend, anyone else wanna come?

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

Ice cream.. will you be my Valentine? #love

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

At least im in a relationship with Jesus. #secrettears #needsaboo

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

Giving my friend advice on her boyfriend, telling her that boys suck. My white girl game is so strong right now. #aloneonvalentines

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

No Taco Bell for me.... #CryEvenMore #NoFoodBinge

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

Alone on valentines day! #cry #foodbinge

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

Cant tell if I'm crying because I burnt my tongue, or because this latte sent me to heaven. #LameTweet #Starbucks

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

Wandering around the mall by myself #alone #needsfriends

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

On my phone during class! #lametweet

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

I'm using my twitter because I realized I'm brilliant and everyone should know #ego #totallyunique

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

Backpacks are to pillowz as meijer brand is to cocoa pebbles. #shouldstoptweeting

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

Oh I don't know bout u! But I'm feelin 82! My joints are achey and I, can barely hear this tune! #whatamidoingwithmylife

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

Gurl you like a pizza at china buffet. I might not be feelin you right now, but I see you over there doin you, and I respect that. #hungry

[Imrich Kuric @ImrichKuric]

I have scurvy and sleep is my fruit!! #tired