Whitney R

i wanna dance with somebody--

[Whitney R @ImsoWhitty]

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[Whitney R @ImsoWhitty]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, We Can Do Hard Things with Glennon Doyle: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/7XKqew2gMJ

[Whitney R @ImsoWhitty]

@KevinFarzad I love this because he can only do one of these things now. This aged like fine wine.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

@marcorubio hey Marco, my favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus holds seven hundred Benghazi hearings and then when his own party incites a failed coup, he says it's time to move on. what's yours

[Whitney R @ImsoWhitty]

@SouthwestAir I’m sure you don’t want people traveling from one hot spot to another and back again. I was also told by your rep that you “stopped helping people with Covid related issues in September”

[Whitney R @ImsoWhitty]

@SouthwestAir I’m Covid+, can’t travel next wk & I just had the worst experience with a phone agent. Bc $18 of the travel funds I used expires next wk, my WHOLE ticket now expires. I’m losing money bc I’m choosing to be responsible. Is this how you treat nurses during a pandemic?

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

The media is not discussing this, but the scariest thing about a Biden presidency is I will have the time to face my personal problems

[Whitney R @ImsoWhitty]

@SouthwestAir I’m Covid+, can’t travel next wk & I just had the worst experience with a phone agent. Bc $18 of the travel funds I used expires next wk, my WHOLE ticket now expires. I’m losing money bc I’m choosing to be responsible. Is this how you treat nurses during a pandemic?

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Trump's life is about to dramatically change from tweeting racist shit and golfing all the time to tweeting racist shit and golfing a little more frequently

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Whitney R @ImsoWhitty]

I 💙 @DavidBakhtiari

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

@marcorubio now do the one where Jesus kicks all the immigrants out of Nazareth and then jets off for ten days of golf at Galilee-a-Lago

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

18 months ago, I overheard someone say, “I like a Coors Light with olives in it. It’s a ‘South Dakota Martini.’” I still think about that.

[Whitney R @ImsoWhitty]

Shoutout to Gary, our phenomenal @Uber driver and Officer Nolden of the Virginia State Police for being our angels on the side of the interstate today. So awesome to see genuine kindness, a good reminder that there are still good people in the world!

[Whitney R @ImsoWhitty]

@Doald_Hamlton I’ll save you some time......it’s you.

[Whitney R @ImsoWhitty]

Twitter routine: log in every six months, scroll for ten minutes, retweet a couple, repeat. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Music festivals are just farmers markets that got out of hand

[Steve Redmond @sjredmond]

Dearest Betsy:

It was the most hellish of flights across the Potomac. I sat beside a gentleman extolling the virtues of The Mad king. He wore a red cap emblazoned with the slogan ‘Make the Colonies Great Again’.Next time I‘ll take a boat.

Love George

#RevolutionaryWarAirports

[Donald J. Trump ........................... ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @realDonaldTrFan]

I WASN'T wrong when I said the Continental Army took the airports from the British during that war! I've seen those airports - JFK, LaGuardia, OHare Heathrow! HUGE runways! MANY airplanes! Theres NO WAY General Washington would let the British keep them! #RevolutionaryWarAirports

[Bragg @Braggasnoruss]

Dear Prudence,

We missed out flight when the TSA discovered my musket hidden in my carry on bag.

Also, I couldn’t get my cell phone to charge because electricity hasn’t been invented yet.

#RevolutionaryWarAirports

[Ellen L. Weintraub (@ellenlweintraub.bsky.social) @EllenLWeintraub]

I would not have thought that I needed to say this.