annie segler

she/her

[annie segler @In1der]

i blew on my dr pepper bottle and i hope you enjoy his confusion as much as i did

[annie segler @In1der]

had to redownload so the people would know I got married!!!

[annie segler @In1der]

I have been so, so blessed with such love and generosity as I have begun as a school social worker. I just got my first site change, and will be moving from elementary to middle! So, needs have changed. Here is my Amazon wishlist!

https://t.co/WlcztS4e4J

[annie segler @In1der]

#NewProfilePic

[P @Based_Gawsh]

Talk about a case of the Mondays

Kidney stone ✅
UTI ✅
Kidney infection ✅
104.4 fever ✅
@robertearlkeen concert at the moody ❌
Septic ✅
Emergency surgery ✅

[annie segler @In1der]

dear twitter, meet the love of my life hehehe

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Love On Tour. St. Louis, MO.

[Lenny 🎓✨ @Lendryx_]

this is amazing

[annie segler @In1der]

my love language is redbull slush

[annie segler @In1der]

you go to ut if your first reaction is to throw up your horns when your picture is being taken

[annie segler @In1der]

today i became a grown up and threw away my old copy of the fault in our stars

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

Seriously thought I had appendicitis, then realized : I’m wearing pants with a waistband.

[annie segler @In1der]

my moms chocolate chip cookies taste like joy

[annie segler @In1der]

does the tarzan soundtrack ever give you chills cuz same

[annie segler @In1der]

what’s it like to be my roommate? i’m glad you asked

[annie segler @In1der]

just came to the realization that the full word for emoji is emoticon and i would like everyone to take a moment of silence in observance of the fact that emoji very easily could’ve been emoti. thank you

[annie segler @In1der]

it’s really stinkin cool that i can just pop some magnifying glasses into my eye sockets and just see. man. freakin science

[annie segler @In1der]

i don’t care how many layers onions have i will never like them

[annie segler @In1der]

being mean and calling it a joke isn’t a real thing. you’re just mean. also being mean isn’t a personality trait when you’re 20 years old. homie it’s a choice and it’s not the right one:/

[Richard Bombach @sixfeetsmallOSU]

Texas:
“We do what we want!”