It started a few weeks ago. Adventurers kept reporting the same strange detail after otherwise routine dungeon clears:
"There was this… statue. Just standing there. Didn't move. Didn't attack."
Nobody thought much of it at first. Dungeons have statues. Old decor. Harmless set dressing.
But then the numbers started coming in.
CASE #47 — RANGER, LVL 23 → LVL 19
"I don't get it. I didn't even fight anything big. But by the time I reached the exit, I could barely lift my bow. Felt… empty."
CASE #52 — MAGE, LVL 31 → LVL 24
"There was this mannequin thing in the hall. Pretty, actually. Lifelike. I stared at it for a while… just… thinking. Then I walked out and couldn't remember my own spells."
CASE #61 — FULL PARTY, AVERAGE LOSS: 8 LEVELS EACH
"We saw several of them. Different poses. Different angles. We don't remember much after that. Just… wanting to look."
[ INVESTIGATION FINDINGS ]
The statues appear randomly.
Always life-sized. Always posed like they were caught mid-motion—hips tilted, shoulders back, lips slightly parted.
They don't move. They don't speak.
But adventurers keep… looking.
Reports describe a strange pull. A warmth behind the eyes. A desire to step closer. To study the craftsmanship. To trace the curves with their gaze.
And while they look—
They don't notice the glow.
A faint, golden shimmer drifting from their cores, flowing silently into the statue's waiting form.
No sound. Just a slow, gentle emptying.
-1 LVL per minute of staring
-5 INT per encounter
-10 WIS cumulative (permanent fog)
MEMORY OF THE DRAIN: ERASED
[ CURRENT THEORY ]
They're not statues.
They're feeders.
Mannequins designed to absorb—attention, thought, XP—while the adventurer stands mesmerized, convinced they're just admiring art.
By the time they look away, their levels are gone.
And they have no idea why.
[ GUILD WARNING ]
If you see a figure standing perfectly still in the dungeon—
Don't stare.
Don't approach.
Don't let your curiosity cost you what you've earned.
Some dangers don't move.
They just wait.
And watch.
And take. 💀🌀
[ STATUS OF MISSING ADVENTURERS: UNKNOWN ]
Several parties never returned at all. Last seen near clusters of statues.
When guards went looking… the statues had new poses.
And the faces looked… familiar. 😶🧎
Aww… what's wrong, hero? 😏
Are Mommy's toxic, poisoned lips too much for you? 💋🖤
You're the one who leaned in.
You're the one who begged for a taste.
Now your eyes are rolling back, your thoughts are sludge, and that XP bar is plummeting. 📉🧠
-20 IQ
-30 WILL
-50 XP 💦
"Shhh… just breathe through it… if you can still remember how." 🤭
Another kiss.
Deeper. Wetter. More poison.
-40 IQ
-60 WILL
-100 XP 💦💦
Your knees buckle.
Your mouth stays open, waiting.
You don't even know why anymore.
Just that her lips feel like home.
Like ruin.
Like everything you never knew you wanted.
"Mmm… that's it. Let it all melt away for Mommy." 💋🌀
One last kiss.
Soft. Slow. Final.
-ALL REMAINING XP 💦💦💦💦
She pulls back, licking the last golden drip from her swollen, poisoned lips.
"Aww… did Mommy break you already?" 🥺😈
"Don't worry… I've got plenty more where that came from." 💋🖤🔥
You're already leaning in again.
Pathetic.
Perfect.
Hers.
So many grown up fathers crawling to my dms to eat my ManScam farts 🥴
Why are you so ret4rded?? 🤡
You literally don't care about your kids & wife anymore! 😖
Your family has no idea what a C4shF4g you are! 😣
Fuck them!🖕🏻
Get ready for a whole weekend of GOONING to bubbly scam cheeks 😵💫
No friends
No leaving your room
Just GOONING 😵💫
Start your weekend relapse early FREAK 🤑
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