in a hot minotaur

What the hell are you trying to do, kill us?

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

My wife got vaccinated while pregnant and now my 8 week old baby can't even walk or talk

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

So hydrated from arsenal tears

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

@CurtisWenis @JohnnyCochran_ @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease Takes one to know one

[tayler (😬) @billdifferen]

straight up a lot of y'all spineless fucks who ain't fucking shit

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

Thankful I'm not around here much anymore 🙏

[The Amos with the Pearl Earring and a micropenis @WAForeskins]

Fell asleep on the couch watching a western with my dad and woke up with a massive boner and he moved to the chair across the room

[Racky Balboa @berstreet]

Aww it’s so nice to see @InAHotMinotaur’s family 🥰

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

@berstreet We're a handsome bunch 🥰

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

Merry Christmas to @WAForeskins only

[Andrew Emery Brown @aemerybrown]

It has been aggressively nice outside recently in Tucson, Arizona.

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

As a born south side tucsonan, I'm not buying the Cormac McCarthy story because the muse said the Desert Inn was on the south side when it was actually several miles north of downtown

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

@cantante_cerdo What, the dishwasher will sanitize the knife. no one loses

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

It's not about "who won" it's about the friends you've lost along the way

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

I recently closed a tab for a friend and drew a cock and balls for his signature on the tablet. I wonder if his vote won't count now

[Brad Batt for Tennessee State House @bradbatt]

JD says there’s a movie that is extremely influential to his entire political worldview and I promise you with a thousand years of searching IMDB you’re never guessing this one

[zach @extrafabulous]

https://t.co/Ssr5pT1Hjo

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

@cantante_cerdo @BadBart209 Somehow time-traveled into a 2007 new development model home

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

Most pre 1970 music hits feel dated, but I just heard Snatch and the Poontang's 1969 hit "Hey Shine" for the first time in what felt like forever and I encourage anyone who hasn't heard it to listen to it with their kids in the car

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

@cantante_cerdo Highs of 105+ for the next few days down here

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

@WAForeskins 7s too?

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

@UweBollocks This is the correct version to share. It's an all-timer, and the disco-ish version is much worse

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

My wife, holding my fevered head in her hands: shhhh, shhhh, calm down, everything's alright, we have to be quiet now /stabs me in the throat

[in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur]

2045 AD, more than half the earth's population has been wiped out by AI sentinels. I'm in a bunker with a three day fever. I scream: Caroline Calloway has a long ass was the dumbest day on the internet