The CAUNstruction

Does the mailman get excited when he delivers the mail?

[The CAUNstruction @InCaunWeTrust]

Love to see that passion and desire out of our maestro last night. 1 assist, 1 body, AND 1 red card?!? What can’t this man do? Filling the stat sheet and the stands up #InCaunWeTrust

[The CAUNstruction @InCaunWeTrust]

@chsingh01 @FarloSports Jersey sales for our 🐐 at all time high after yesterday. (purchase your authentic jersey at https://t.co/4VMUY4Jm6p) Lets just say it how it is, #14 is the most valuable player on and off the pitch for you guys, its about time you respect him as such.

[The CAUNstruction @InCaunWeTrust]

@Gurso_ @FarloSports We’ll be seeing ya in the crowd next game hopefully, did we spook ya out of coming yesterday? You fraudulent fan

[The CAUNstruction @InCaunWeTrust]

@FarloSports 🎶Ohhhhhh—
Shaun the Con!
Runs the game from dusk till dawn,
You can’t stop him, he’s too strong,
Shaun! Shaun! Shaun the Con!🎶

We stand with our club legend through these difficult times, stand for something or fall for anything 🐐

[The CAUNstruction @InCaunWeTrust]

Ahhhh. All balance is restored. Our legend rests for the upcoming early Friday fixture so that he’s fresh for playoffs in a couple weeks. With all those goal involvements he’s been outputting he deserves it! #InCaunWeTrust

[The CAUNstruction @InCaunWeTrust]

@Gurso_ @FARLOLOVER69 @chsingh01 @FarloSports The 1 overdose doesnt lie either does it ya fckn chooch? NEVER and I mean NEVER shush the farlo faithful again.

[The CAUNstruction @InCaunWeTrust]

@FARLOLOVER69 @Gurso_ @chsingh01 @FarloSports Real eyes, realize, real lies. I stand with you my fellow Farlonian 🫡 fuck gurv, gurvs, whatever the f they call him nowadays

[Farlo @FARLOLOVER69]

@Gurso_ @chsingh01 @FarloSports Fuck you Gurvir you fraud piece of shit you suck I always knew it I just kept lying to myself

[Farlo @FARLOLOVER69]

@FarloSports Shaun man I’m tired of this, please be better, you’re too damn good to be this damn toxic. I wish I could quit you please be better if not for the club or yourself, please just do it for me. I can’t take this anymore, my wife hates how much I love you but I don’t care I need you.

[The CAUNstruction @InCaunWeTrust]

@FARLOLOVER69 @FarloSports Much love buddy - this doesn’t go unnoticed, sad that this sentiment isn’t even shared by Farlo High Society 😓

[Farlo @FARLOLOVER69]

@FarloSports The composure, the class, the sheer FUCKING AURA. He is truly unmatched, never outclassed and always in his bag. When Shaun the Con shoots he scores and the world can’t do anything but watch in awe.

[The CAUNstruction @InCaunWeTrust]

@Randeep_18 trash. 6ix9ine levels of stealing occurred on that match MVP last Friday. I hope that means a lot to you once you lose your legend bub.

[The CAUNstruction @InCaunWeTrust]

@Gurso_ @FarloSports Wipe your mouth when you’re done you scoundrel

[The CAUNstruction @InCaunWeTrust]

@Gurso_ @chsingh01 @FarloSports Get a grip pal. This is the big leagues, no time for chump change small talk - just sit back and watch greatness.

[charanvir @chsingh01]

@Gurso_ @FarloSports You know what Gurvir, Gurvs, G, whatever the heck they're calling you nowadays. I'm tired of you criticizing Shaun. He's given everything for this club and even played while not fully recovered from his injury. I stand with Shaun and I know real Farlo fans do too!
#FarloFC

[The CAUNstruction @InCaunWeTrust]

@FarloSports you guys should be absolutely embarrassed! 6goals and 1 assist in 3 games ON A FRACTURED FOOT?!?! Tell me who else is doing that in the league right now - disgusted with the way our legend is being handled, not even a single post of appreciation

[The CAUNstruction @InCaunWeTrust]

@FarloSports better step your game up if you want to hold on to your club legend for this upcoming season - murmurs around the camp indicate the legend isn’t happy with the way Farlo High Society has been treating him

[Farlo Sports Club @FarloSports]

🔥 REDEMPTION ARC 🔥
Shaun Somal was named Player of the Game in Farlo FC’s latest win. His performance showed true professionalism and maturity — a strong bounce back from recent events. We’re proud of our star player’s growth and leadership on and off the pitch.
#FarloSports

[Farlo Sports Club @FarloSports]

🚨Class is permanent!🚨
Farlo FC’s superstar Shaun Somal pulls off an acrobatic aerial finish in front of goal while on preseason duty with Red Red Wine. Can’t wait to see him boss the midfield this fall with Farlo FC. The redemption tour is just heating up.
#FarloSports #FarloFC

[Farlo Sports Club @FarloSports]

🚨🚨🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨🚨🚨
Shaun “The Con” Somal is BACK. Injury behind him, composure in the pen, elegance in the midfield. The Farlo faithful roared - the maestro has returned, bringing a newly inspired wave of belief for the remaining season ahead. ⚽️🔥
#FarloFC
#FarloSports