Abner Stout

Sigma Chi & University of Maryland Alum

[CWS Jello Shot Challenge @CWSShotBoard]

"....to a place I belong" @WVUBaseball punches the first ticket to Omaha! We look forward to new fans and new faces and raising money to fight food insecurity in Morgantown! We've heard the Mountaineers and @PatMcAfeeShow know how to party. We'll find out next week! #roadtoRoccos

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[hunter ❦ @cinemaries]

"be gone witch, fuck off with you" is playing in my ears 24/7

[mktoon @mktoon]

This. Fucking. Edit.

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Deciding fantasy draft order by bringing in a medium to rank our great great great grandfathers actions in the Civil War from most to least honorable

[Jason Helmes @anymanfitness]

This is straight up alcoholism - and there’s millions of men who do this kind of thing regularly and think it’s normal.

[Abner Stout @InHocStout]

@URbaseball Get Miller Lite up and moving.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

If:
• WVU beats TTU
• HOU beats BYU
• ZONA beats ASU
• OKST beats CU
• WVU beats ISU
• MEM beats TULN
• TULN beats ARMY
• WVU beats OSU
• WVU beats BOISE
• WVU beats ORE
• WVU beats TEX
Then your 2024 West Virginia Mountaineers (6-5) are National Champions!!!

[Susan Heffley @MomHeffley]

Go fuck yourself

[Abner Stout @InHocStout]

This bitch is Grammy nominated??????????

[austin b 🐁🌙 @OhItsAustinB]

Cant have this anymore. Too much andesite and granite and diorite. Because of woke

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

NCAA Tournament Cinderella Legends: Where Are They Now? 🧐

A thread. 🧵

Kevin Pittsnogle (West Virginia): Assistant H.S. principal in West Virginia 👨‍🏫

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Move over Damar Hamlin.

[Roady @roadsoda69420]

step back made him fall

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i like some of the gaga songs.. what the fuck do she know about fortnite??

[Clay @g00dguyclay]

put up a triple double last night

33 light beers
10 zynz
28 times said “i’d follow you into war motherfucker” to my boys

[Abner Stout @InHocStout]

@MelvinStout334 @StoutHour @Raidersfan447 @StoutBud @BartholSto @offcLoganStout @DrBarryStout @LStout446 @STO AMOGUS sussy balls! Did I say that right? Kids are always making fun.