InKeepingSecret

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “All of these Fox News guys are like I can’t believe this is what Graham Platner was doing. Pete Hegseth was literally your co-worker and was a notorious drunk rapist. I feel like I’m losing my mind, the standards are so out of wack. We just never look at Republicans. They can do whatever the fuck they want. They can literally murder, cheat, steal, rape”

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

THAT IS NOT THE JOB OF THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES

[Ms. K tweets @whatMsKsaid]

dear god, yikes.

clearly the @mngop plans to continue its 20-year statewide losing streak.

[Walker Orenstein @walkerorenstein]

Text from former GOP Senate Pres. Dave Osmek, who is very much not holding back right now: "Any convention that sees fit to have a Moment of Silence for Derek Chauvin should not be able to chose what flavor juice is in their sippy cup, much less the next Governor of Minnesota"

[Scott Nover @ScottNover]

SCOOP: The Pentagon has banned journalists from its press office, designating it a classified space. The change creates a new barrier between journalists and the public affairs officers who have traditionally answered their questions.

https://t.co/DYgLYj99sc

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

On the JURASSIC PARK episode of @blankcheckpod I wondered why there are so few (any?) truly great dinosaur movies outside of the franchise given their primacy in our imaginations as kids. I really, really hope this is what it seems like.

[InKeepingSecret @InKeepingSecret]

@TShoemaker68176 @ChadHartmanShow @KendallQuallsMN @mngop Copium

[InKeepingSecret @InKeepingSecret]

@ThxTom90228 @ChadHartmanShow @KendallQuallsMN @mngop He plead guilty, you sick bastard.

[InKeepingSecret @InKeepingSecret]

@ThorBachie @ChadHartmanShow @KendallQuallsMN @mngop Whyd he plead guilty then?

[InKeepingSecret @InKeepingSecret]

@halosniperrifle @ChadHartmanShow @KendallQuallsMN @mngop Then why’d he plead guilty?

[InKeepingSecret @InKeepingSecret]

@TShoemaker68176 @mrobin032009 @ChadHartmanShow @mbrodkorb @KendallQuallsMN @mngop When does your comedy tour start?

[InKeepingSecret @InKeepingSecret]

@ChrisEOlive @ripcord808 @ChadHartmanShow @KendallQuallsMN @mngop Just pack it up, it’s already over. MNGOP makes it clear they can’t run a party let alone an entire government.

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

Trump announces Ambassador to Türkiye is billionaire Tom Barrack (yes, the same Tom Barrack from the Epstein files)

[InKeepingSecret @InKeepingSecret]

@PhilUpFedUp @ChadHartmanShow @mngop @KendallQuallsMN They why’d he plead guilty, dipshit?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

More women have been arrested for having an abortion than men have been arrested for raping children on Epstein Island.

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

TUCKER: “How much does it matter what Americans think?”

HUCKABEE: “It matters every bit.”

TUCKER: “80% oppose war with Iran.”

HUCKABEE: “We don’t live in a world where polls dictate policy.”

TUCKER: “Oh, I thought you said it matters what Americans think.”

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A viral joke on social media to turn Trump’s White House UFC fight on America’s 250th birthday into the “gayest party in US history” is becoming real as hundreds of gay men are actually buying tickets and planning to show up shirtless, glittered up, and very flamboyant.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Since the South Lawn of the White House now looks like a carnival they should at least set up some games so Americans can win healthcare by guessing Trump’s weight or how many girls he’s raped. @realDonaldTrump