mike allen

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[mike allen @InMyE1ement]

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@janeprattooo @Garnet_2203 In her car too. The 2 most annoying firmats rilled into one. I’m taking the Airbnb’s side on this one.

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@ncklmn @bluewmist Thank you for your contribution to this discussion

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“The grass is always greener on the other side.” - my neighbor

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@Jsirles71 He’s 29 years old. Doesn’t 5-for-5 make him ineligible for CFB?

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@KVanValkenburg They don’t want a precedent being set that will harm their members down the line. Precedent being that the league can have standards of conduct, and consequences, for players.

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@HockeyBuckRises @Ejmiller25 And the alphabet brigade can’t operate without constantly being celebrated in all areas of life.

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@cliffozk2lb @Ejmiller25 Over some colors? Are the people offended by the bible verses complaining about some lines and shapes?

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@DrVexis @__cousin__ @AustinKingMT Just say no thank you. It’s not complicated.

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@CoachSchoen22 @AggiesRecruitEx I know I’ll regret asking this. But what do you mean?

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@mysticalcolt @RMoore1175 @tx_rc3 @AggiesRecruitEx Do you think there is anything a backup qb shouldn’t be allowed to bet on?

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

Ok. Hear me out…

A Breaking Bad reboot starring these two

[René @schizohustler]

the worst part of getting fired was the hr lady butchering the delivery while reading my tweets

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Father of the Bride sure hits different after you have a daughter.

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@JGibbs405649155 @VigilantFox RMD happens in retirement. My point was sequence of returns isn’t meaningful during your working years. I’m done. Take care.

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@JGibbs405649155 @VigilantFox Imagine you started investing 1/1/2020. At 12/31/2021 the S&P 500 was 46% higher. If you didn’t sell anything during that time it DOES NOT MATTER that the market crashed 34% in 2020. If you’re not selling, what happens in the middle is irrelevant.

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@YoungerGolf Can’t believe they put a sticker on the box. Don’t they know it’s a collector’s item?

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@JGibbs405649155 @VigilantFox Annualized return of S&P500 from 1964 - 2010 was 9.8%. Pretty much on par with long-term average, dude.

[cow @cowincrisis]

saw you drive past the field and not wave at us. i’ll remember this.

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@DrFrankTurek Mom and dad who love each other and God.

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@JGibbs405649155 @VigilantFox Yes, sequence of returns matters as you approach and start retirement. So, yes, a boomer retiring in 2000 (when the oldest boomers were only 54 years old) would have retired at a horrible time, sure. And no boomers were retiring in 1980.