Observations in Traffic

Thoughts whilst stuck in traffic jams.

[The-DBO @the_dbo]

Great meeting with one of the ‘Big 6’ today. Who will be sponsoring us through ECO3 #eco3 #FuelPoverty #endfuelpoverty

[Mark Buckland @MarkBuckland73]

Was just thinking about my round trip from Kent to Worcester yesterday (approximately 400 miles). A saw 3 Lamborghini Urus’s. Seeing one is rare enough. But they were all yellow. Did they make them in any other colours? And yes. I would have one. In yellow! #lamborghini

[Mark Buckland @MarkBuckland73]

Help Lydia get new Legs and Hands https://t.co/7ZQJEz5W8N

[Observations in Traffic @InObservations]

What do middle lane joggers think whilst driving for endless miles with the lane on the left being empty. #middlelanehoggers

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Well done for addressing this.

[Virgin Media ❤️ @virginmedia]

@InObservations Good Morning, sorry to see this. Can you forward this to [email protected] for me so we can look into this further? ^DB

[Observations in Traffic @InObservations]

@virginmedia Will do.

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@virginmedia #comex2000 #BK19XUM How's my driving? Pretty poor I'd say! #whitevanman #howsmydriving #baddriver

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That moment you’re cut up by a white van man and on the back there is a “How’s my driving?” Sticker. And then remember you have a dashcam. #howsmydriving #whitevanman #dashcam

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Transporting train carriages by road. Surely it’s quicker by rail? #Transportation

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@Roadrun33586639 Same shit, different label. Still messes up the traffic.

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Smart motorways. Who decided that they were a ‘Smart’ idea. All they do is cause congestion. There must be 100 miles of 50-fucking-Miles an hour average speed cameras on the M6 😡😡😡 #m6 #smartmotorways

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All ‘Smart Motorways’ do is hold up the fucking traffic! Not so fucking smart eh? #smartmotorways #m6

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What is it with people who leave a gap of 30 yards between them and the car in front! And why am I always behind these twats? #trafficjam #m6 #twats

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Missing the M6 toll road turn off has got to be right up there with dropping your toast butter side down. #m6 #m6tollroad

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With the amount of burst lorry tyres on the side of the motorway, do they run them down the the thread until they burst or does something else cause them to blow? #tyres #lorrytyres #tyreblowout

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I wonder what the tolerance of average speed cameras is? As I’d like to think that those who pass me on the M20 doing way over 50mph get a ticket. #speedcamera #averagespeedcamera #m20 #operationbrock

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When people stand up a missing hub cap on the side of the road that has parted ways with its own do people actually go back and pick them up? 🤔 #hubcaps

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When waiting for the RAC, you always seen numerous AA/Green Flag/any other breakdown firm other than the RAC. Does this phenomena occur when you are an AA/Green Flag/etc? #breakdown #rac #aa #greenflag

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Do people who pick their noise in their car realise everyone can see you! #nosepicking

[Mark Buckland @MarkBuckland73]

This morning I travelled from Ashford to Nottingham in the same amount of time it’s taken me to travel 3 miles on the M25 this afternoon/evening! #m25 😤😤😤😡😡😡