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Yes, it's really me. Don't tell.

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It has to be said:

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@charlescwcooke Trump's staggeringly hubristic 2024 pitch: "I disgraced the office you entrusted to me, then plotted to stay when I clearly lost to the most beatable Democrat ever, and now I want you to reject the other unsullied candidates in favor of me, in order to fund my legal expenses!"

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@KamalaHarris Definitely not "in it together."

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@TheRickWilson "Have you ever watched "Mandingo," Tim?
I happen to have the DVD back at my room..."

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@JesseKellyDC PRO TIP: If you’re saddling up and heading to Texas for all this, please do not follow any instructions from this man.

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They smoked, and popped Bennies...

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@KristiNoem @GregAbbott_TX Stop doing that to your face. Stop. Just stop.

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@NYPDTips @NYPD84Pct I believe that's "Rabbi Toobin."

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@RyanGirdusky @ChrisChristie Christie dropping out? Fat chance!

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@RyanGirdusky If Iowans had any brains, they wouldn't vote for Trump.

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@HanShawnity The "Testicle Tanning" expose' was an early glimpse into what's followed.

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@RonFilipkowski A.K.A. "Uday."

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@MonicaCrowley Nixon wouldn't recognize you. Cut the bullshit.

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@RealCandaceO Which of the two pays you better?

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@EWErickson Hey, cut Pete a break.
Those kids he bought on Ebay are time-consuming!

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@AnnCoulter The difference is: the Dems would, but can't, because Biden's logical successor is an affirmative-action hire moron.
We, on the other hand, could, but won't, because of some bizarre fealty to the guy who lost the last time he ran, cost us the Senate, and the mid-term "red wave."

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@RyanGirdusky She's Nikki Haley level stupid.

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This is one of the best DeSantis ads of this campaign.

Our country can't take four more years of broken promises and failed leadership. We need someone with a backbone and a proven track record of success - Ron DeSantis.

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@MichaelRCaputo @SecDef I'm betting it was liposuction. Or gastric bypass...

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@EWErickson On the other hand, in the Trump admin we had multiple departments being run by "actings" because his picks were so terrible they couldn't get confirmed.

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@HanShawnity I don't pick losers, like Trump. Desantis for the win.

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@JackPosobiec No, it's a shower curtain...