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I have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again.

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That awkward moment when your scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep

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Every time I lose my phone... its always on either silent or vibrate. how convenient...

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L h your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the moment, live, l h, love, forgive & forget, life's 2 short 2 be, living w/ regrets.

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It's fine if you wear some makeup. However… the point is not to make me scream "HOLY CRAP" when you turn around.

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You know what makes me smile? My face muscles do

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If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in amazing shape.

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The " ;) " is the international symbol for "wants the dick".

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You realize your childhood is over when... you go to sleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.

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Bullshitting was a skill we learned in college or highschool on our homework assignments and pretty much anything else.

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I wish the dollar store would sell gas.

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Oh, you are 14 and quit smoking? Wow, so inspiring.

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i hate when people text me hours later trying to continue the conversation... bitch the feeling is gone..

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Live in the moment. Forget the past and don’t concern yourself with the future.

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Women have twice as many pain receptors on their bodies than men. But, a much higher pain tolerance.

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When I have a Sharpie in my hand, I just want to write everywhere.

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You have no idea how funny I am to me

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FIFA 12 = (F)emales (I)gnored (F)or (A)nother (12)months.

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Annoying girl: Omg! my boyfriend broke up with me! Me: Word‘s cannot express... how much I don't care

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Texting White Driven #YOLO Forever Alone #SOLOco #Polo Condom Broke #OHNO You Like Men #HOMO Bitches Crazy #FOSHO Run Nigga Run #POP