Anderson Fox

Author, teacher, blogger, tarot reader, spam attractor, poet, and soul artist. Also available for mindless ramblings and serving up mind candy to the masses.

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According to new poll 12% of English fans would give up sex for a year to win the World Cup. . . I guess I didn't realize that was an option

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Time magazine just named Lady Ga-ga the world's most influential artist. . . and cue the apocalypse

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Question: When exactly did I reach that age when it's nice to be carded in a bar? #gettingoldsucks

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"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." -Woody Allen

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Brendan Fraser destroying laughter in the world one movie at a time #stupidFurryVengeanceMovie

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Want to learn how to meditate without feeling like a new-age doofus? Read:"How to Meditate (without all the weirdness)" http://bit.ly/ccdjmZ

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"Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them." -Albert Einstein . . . or we go back to bed

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"People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent." -Bob Dylan. . .It's kind of like going to Taco Bell

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"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods." -Einstein ~Uh oh!

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Joe Montana notwithstanding, is there really any guy out there wearing those roly-poly Skechers?

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"Too much garbage in your face? There's plenty of space out in space! We'll clean up the mess while you're away." -Wall-E #futureearthday

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@MommyCussAlot Let's clean out the gene pool by clubbing them all with GoGurt frozen sticks of death. A weapon and a tasty snack!

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What do your three favorite animals reveal about your personality? http://bit.ly/a3BVpM (from the blog)

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So the US Govt is going to start archiving our every tweet-Then again, I guess my tweets won't be the stupidest thing ever recorded in DC

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"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." -George S. Patton ~~Let me guess. . . it's me right?

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"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax." -Einstein [Now where did I put those damn forms? . . .]

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I just hurt my myself again trying to "roll up the rim" of my XL triple-fat mocha from Tim Horton's -What kind of sadistic contest is this?!

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While traveling I never saw a fat Australian-their secret?The food is too damn expensive! Listen up America,our "value meals" are killing us

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Just added a review of @notjonathan "Beautiful Tarot" iPhone app on the blog http://insidethefoxden.com -- Really nice app!

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After reading my last tweet I have to apologize for my general cheerfulness - it must be the jetlag talking. . .or the two bottles of Nyquil