Swiftie since '06|Taylor said “HI BABE” to me walking thru the rep crowd|Claiming the WHOLE debut album (T.S.T.V) now 8/14/2023| in my MOM era|Never met Taylor|
“mr swift” discourse will never not be funny because it’s like, “so, you agree: the act of changing one’s name when one gets married is an act of submission and diminishes one’s personal identity and accomplishments” but they never fully metabolize it
anyone who *showed up* to holiday house bc they thought the rumor of her getting married this wknd was true should be arrested on the spot for stalking and also put on a ts blacklist