In Tajikistan we don't say "We turned internet off, while Kabiri was performing online", we say "Произошли технические неполадки". And I think that's beautiful.
In Tajikistan we don't say "Hi. I really liked you. Don't you mind get to know each other?", we say "Бнавис номерома 981077731, зангта ждат мекнм". And I think that's beautiful.