In Mass Effect 4

I give helpful insight of what will happen in Mass Effect 4, and ill make sarcastic judgments about ME1-ME3.

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#InMassEffect4...Shepard...I don't know...ill get back to you...

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@_Jack_sbjct0 I'm telling you. It will happen!

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#InMassEffect4 Shepard wakes to find out that all of ME1-ME3 was a horrible trip of Acid.

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#InMassEffect4 Kaidan is still an annoying bitch. No surprise there.

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Ending.

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I'm still wondering how the people can function, considering both the Mass relays are destroyed, and the fuel depots, if you pick the red...

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#InMassEffect4 Tali is unsure what to do on Rannoch. Decides she doesn't like it, and goes back into space.

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#InMassEffect4 Wrex enjoys making babies.

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#InMassEffect4 Shepard dies from alcohol poisoning from all the drinks that bartenders give him "On the house"

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#InMassEffect4 Jack settles down, finds a man, removes her tattoos, and grows a FULL head of hair. #IMeanWut

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@manveerheir Am I right, or am I right?

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#InMassEffect4 Tali and Shepard (destroy ending) live happily ever after on Rannoch.

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#InMassEffect4 Mordin remains dead.

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#InMassEffect4 The Reapers creators turn out to be Sith Lords.

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#InMassEffect4 Jacob dies. No-one cares.

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@masseffect How close am I?

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#InMassEffect4 Reapers turn out to run simply on Root Beer and built up farts.