ALICE

*insert pretentious bullshit here* exclude:replies

[ALICE @In_Twittaland]

he was blinded by all the insignificance, and all she wanted was for him to see her

[ALICE @In_Twittaland]

<——- Psycho magnet

[ALICE @In_Twittaland]

You cannot be that ugly AND be an asshole….pick one.

[ALICE @In_Twittaland]

@laura_lou_44 Ugly ass twat is what you are

[Jane Says... @CrisisLined]

People who say that mental health therapy doesn’t work quite simply have not had the right therapist.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I'm beginning to think nobody's going take me to "Funkytown".

[Reese @Reeseforsure]

If you haven’t done something for yourself today, you should

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Pro tip: Save your extra hour of sleep for Monday morning.

[Trey @treydayway]

Nobody:

My brain randomly: ACE is the place with the helpful hardware folks

[Trey @treydayway]

It's not how you treat some people, it's how you treat all people

[ALICE @In_Twittaland]

@CO_contraband Many thanks

[Trey @treydayway]

Oh...so you have to be likeable and actually like people to have friends. Got it

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

I hate anyone who drives on the road the same time that I do

[ALICE @In_Twittaland]

@noneofyours99 Thanks Tazz…. nice to see someone from back in the day still here.

[Marissa ☀️🌴💛 @michimama75]

It’s getting disrespectful how far I have to scroll to find my birth year.

[Rebel Soul @ThisRebelSoul]

Know my every waking thought
and love me anyway.

[Reese @Reeseforsure]

Just a reminder to do whatever the fuck you want

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

just love her, the healing journey is exhausting

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

if you eat breakfast while already thinking about lunch, you’re my kind of people

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

“still sexy as fuck,” i whisper as i hit a curb and spill coffee all over me