dardar binks

darya دریا | in the midst of my hag era | she/her

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

Joke’s on her I became progressively uglier and hag-like over time and now I’m married

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

My sister saying she wants me to get a boyfriend:
"Why don't you have one already"
"Try harder. Try to look pretty every day."

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

hey google how to I go jeans shopping without crashing out into a spiral

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

finally checking out Love Island and yall weren’t lying this shit is gasssss

[KONDE!!!! @KONDEonline]

white people when you fuck up the high five: wait that one was awful cmon ✋🏻

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

Absolutely obsessed with the social media cycle of the kid of my family friend, who exclusively posts photos with his gf until they break up and then posts daily photos “modeling” in random metropolitan areas with a cigar/drink/rolex

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

She has way better fashion sense than me so I have made a grave mistake

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

Went shopping and sent my mom a picture of everything I tried on and ended up buying everything she hated oops

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

Dropping their weights for the stupidest reasons like you are re-racking WHY DROP THE WEIGHT

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

I’m going to start conducting citizen’s arrests at the gym toward the men who bother me

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

@VMlNGOTH Gorgeous

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

@anyabayerle I was dying inside dude

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

Donna and I just sat in an hour long uber ride where our driver was on the phone begging his girlfriend of 9 years to not be angry at him

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

@_kempossible What have I done to be put in these scenarios like fr!!

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

My lemon tree wants to kill me

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

Alright rant over, returning to mind-numbing romantic fantasy for now

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

Okay I have so many thoughts on this take

[dardar binks @InamoratiAnon]

I wrote my final paper about how his cunning and trickster nature is actually to his detriment, and his return home really hinges on his ability to establish Xenia as a perpetual stranger in foreign lands (see: Polyphemus and Phaecians passages).