Punished Johnny America

The one true arbiter of what is and isn't america. Voted most likely by his class to be hunted by COBRA. Master shitlord.
He/Him

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@BigJohnson104 @askjeebs_ is this true?

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@askjeebs_

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@NotGlewes That looks sick though

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@Punnyshment They're bringing it back to your attention

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@Abortius I like eating crazy shit, it's why I'm always willing to try new food; not eat the technically edible wrappers on food. Does he not bother to take the paper wrapper off a burger either?5

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@MxJackParker

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@DaBigChillSFW Honestly an interesting philosophical question. What makes a burger, the bun or the patty or does it require both? The questions kind of pointless, all burgers are sandwiches but in america a burger is kind of defined as a sandwich with a burger patty.

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@ArisenBleu @marionumber4 "Oh no I'm in the meme and I don't like it!"

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@ReWeather I mean i have a food intolerance for fried foods so it was one of the only fried chickens I could reliably eat without getting a migraine, so I'm a bit biased. Then I discovered korean fried chicken, that's a 10/10 on both.

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@conquertheno I don't know, I guess I just won't eat the worst candy available? Oh and Eggnog, glad people like it and wish I did.

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@Actually_Tina Whenever somebody is wrong instead of admitting it, they just say they were trolling or rage baiting. Whatever happened to genuinally being ass, man?

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"American food is shitty, don't let them tell you otherwise." Gestures to the worst restaurant chain in america with food made for people with a similar pallet to the British.

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My fellow Brits are so bad at slagging off American food.

Grits. Grits exists. And it's not some weird thing, it's literally on breakfast menus all over the South.

Next time they come for Beans on Toast, just start replying with a photo of Grits.

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

when you violate the Twitter rule against gleefully referencing the capital punishment of a Nazi

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@FloweriestBasil @cisgenderhaver The nazis who got those scar "fenced" in a very specific way that they basically didn't defend themselves and they left their faces open. It's like the ultimate larp

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@r0rosprite @notshawarmachin Mr Beastiality

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@notsk0rched I'm sure he's crying with joy as he looks up at this

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@GianLao2009 @cronusva @SocDane Yes, as that was where he lived for about 15 years. He was connected with Oswald Mosley and his ilk. Should be a convenient distance for any locals to visit and pray proper respects.