Jay Cartwright

*PARODY* of Jay Cartwright
Your typical bus wanker! Follow me

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im a nice person i just hate every one

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Alcohol cures shyness

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Tell a therapist, not Facebook.

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I don’t trust words, I trust actions.

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when i was younger £20 felt like £100 and now £20 feels like £1

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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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Joey at night in the jungle

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I swear Ant and Dec don't age

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Great comparison

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Ant & Dec begged me to be on #imacelebrity but I had to turn it down because I had a modelling job for Ralph Lauren.

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Using the text bar on Snapchat to hide your double chin.

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Imagine😯

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Oh my god.😂

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Seems like a right laugh...

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Retweet this for absolutely no reason.

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*Kendrick Lamar reading at an elementary school*

"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick..."

*dramatic pause* "GIRL I KNOW U WANT THIS DICK"

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Lesbians on porn = Unbelievably fit.. Lesbians I see when I am out in public = Fat ugly sweaty cunts with fucking skin heads..

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"Username or Password incorrect"..... why can't you just tell me which one it is you bellend!

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RT if you miss The Inbetweeners