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HC the next gen captains Ennoshita, Akaashi, Shirabu, Yahaba, Futakuchi, and Atsumu as housemates! I just do this for fun when I can.

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Atsumu: What color is a mirror?

Ennoshita: I have a better question. Why the hell are you in my room at 3am??

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Ennoshita: While I’m gone, Akaashi’s in charge. If Akaashi’s unavailable, then Shirabu’s in charge. If not Shirabu, then Yahaba, I guess... And if for some reason, Akaashi, Shirabu, and Yahaba aren’t around… Uh… Good luck.

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Terushima: Hey Akaashi, would you be annoyed if I—

Akaashi: Yes.

Terushima: You didn’t even let me finish!

Akaashi: Didn’t need to.

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Yahaba: They said "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
Atsumu: Yeah because I'm throwing it to their faces if they get close.
Ennoshita: Thank God I'm not doctor.
Shirabu: ...

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Futakuchi: If I broke the law, would you turn me in?

Yahaba: Depends. But probably not. But, I’d use it against you all the time.

Yahaba: Like, “Are you gonna wash the dishes or do I have to make a phone call?”

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Ennoshita: You know what? Forget it. I’m not even shocked anymore.

Futakuchi: Aw, that’s no fun.

Akaashi: This has become the norm for you morons.

Terushima: We’ll have to try harder next time.

Akaashi: Please don’t.

Atsumu: I feel we’ve been issued a challenge.

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Yahaba: They call me ‘coffee’ ‘cause I grind so fine~

Terushima: They call me ‘coffee’ ‘cause I’ll keep you up past 2 am~

Shirabu: They call me ‘coffee’ because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am.

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Shirabu: Can you be serious for five fucking minutes??

Terushima: My record is four but I think I can do it.

Terushima: Maybe.

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Ennoshita: Every time I’m confronted with a problem and I feel hopeless, I just look at the group picture we all took together.

Yahaba, Atsumu, Futakuchi, and Terushima: Aww!

Ennoshita: —And then I remind myself, if I’ve living with all of you idiots, I can handle anything.

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Futakuchi: I ripped my favorite shirt last night while getting undressed in a drunken rage.

Shirabu: What was the rage all about?

Futakuchi: Ennoshita wouldn’t stop to let me get McDonald’s French fries.

Atsumu: Understandable.

Shirabu: No??

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Ennoshita: Maybe you should write a letter to someone who’s always been there for you.

Shirabu: Dear middle finger, thank you for always sticking up for me.

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Atsumu: So, who are we gonna call?

Futakuchi: I’d call Ennoshita, but I think I feel safer in jail.

Terushima: GHOSTBUSTERS!!

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Yahaba: The English alphabet says “hi” and then “jk”.

Akaashi: Just like all your Tinder matches.

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Shirabu: I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Futakuchi, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha

Yahaba: …Do you think other people can’t hear you?

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Ennoshita: There’s a few things I’d like to ask you, Atsumu. Please sit down in this chair.

Terushima, whispering to Atsumu: Deny everything.

Atsumu: That’s not a chair.

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Futakuchi: Ah shit, I spilled my drink on the floor.

Terushima: Five second rule!!

Futakuchi: sorry what

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Akaashi: Has anyone ever told you that you cook well?

Atsumu: Haha, aww, no, actually!

Akaashi: So why do you keep cooking.

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Terushima: UM! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!

Ennoshita: No, you have a problem. We have an idiot housemate that keeps making them.

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Atsumu: Is the Pink Panther a lion?

Yahaba: …Say that again, but slower.

Atsumu: ?

Yahaba: Pink. PANTHER.

Atsumu: Ok, but is he a lion?

Terushima: Atsumu. Sweetheart. Angel. He’s a panther.

Atsumu: Ok, I just googled it… They’re not pink!

Shirabu: AND FUCKING LIONS ARE?!