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Tally: Abigail?

Abigail: Yes?

Tally: Do you wanna see a butterfly?

Abigail: Wh-

Tally: *throws butter across the room*

Abigail:

Raelle: *bursts out laughing*

Abigail: I am surrounded by idiots.

- S

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Raelle: What can I say, I’m charming and irresponsible.

Tally: Did you mean irresistible?

Raelle: No.

- S

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Byron: Our friendship is Gucci

Raelle: What?

Byron: Because it’s worth so much

Raelle:

Raelle: bro

- S

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Tally: What do lesbians do in bed?

Abigail: It's too complicated, I'll have to show you.

- S

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Abigail: The glass is half empty.

Libba: I think the glass is half full.

Abigail: I think you’re full of shit.

- S

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Abigail: *banging on the door* Scylla, open up!!

Scylla: Well, it began when I was a kid...

Tally: No, she meant-

Ralle: Let her finish!

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Libba: I beg your pardon?

Abigail: Then beg.

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The Spree: We have your child, if you want to-

Abigail: We don't have a child.

The Spree: Then who asked us to cut the crust off their sandwich?

Raelle: OMG you have Tally!!

- S

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Scylla: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.

Raelle: You're too hot and I eat you.

Tally:

Glory:

Libba:

Abigail: ONE DINNER! I JUST WANTED TO GET THROUGH ONE DINNER!!!

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Raelle: Yes, I made bad life decisions that put me in danger.

Tally: But?

Raelle: No, that's it.

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*group chat*

Raelle: The first one to reply is gat

Raelle: gay

Raelle: Wait.

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Raelle: Fuck Abigail Bellweather

Tally: I mean, I'm trying.

Raelle: What

Tally: What

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*Tally learning to drive*

Tally: What if I press the break and the gas at the same time in the car?

Raelle: It takes a screenshot.

Abigail: For the last time, please get out.

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Alder: My first rule is no one can veto my rules.

Anacostia: That's called tyranny and it generally frowned upon.

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@z_kostera @Hella_Les That would be Scylla and Tally when Scylla gets them both high

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I thought it was gonna be

Scylla: Did it hurt?

Raelle: *sighs* When I fell from heav-

Scylla: When you fell from the vending machine

Raelle:

Scylla:

Raelle: You saw that?!?!

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Byron: Sell when you can: you are not for all markets.

Raelle: Bitch, what?

Byron: It's Shakespeare, you useless lesbian.

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@z_kostera Wishing you the best of luck! You can do it 💪💙

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Anacostia: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Anacostia: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Tally: uh…

Abigail: She’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us

Anacostia: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU

Raelle: *crying* It’s working.

- S

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No one:

Not a single soul:

Scylla: *sighing* Raelle is so beautiful.

- S

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Raelle: Don’t you think this is crazy?

Abigail: What?

Raelle: My heart is beating so loud right now

Abigail: *blushing* Why?

Raelle: There’s a cockroach near your feet

Abigail: *jumps to mid-air*

- S

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