Sonic!

Who am I? I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog!

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

The hero in blue, Sonic the Hedgehog!

https://t.co/Ufo6ft0xUI

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Let's have another go, shall we?

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

It's my job as the older brother, sorry.

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

>:[

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

To mess with you. :]

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

…THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IT WAS ALL COMING FROM ME—!?!

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Oh! Nah, I'm talking about all the yous. Multiverse theory.

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

You are a LIAR and there’s no way that you aren’t one.
I know I did NOT do that many bad things!

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

@AGAMETHE0RY @Hatwearingalien Is that MatPat?

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Okay what's up?

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

I'm still going through the cabinet li'l sis, wait a sec.

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

…OKAY NO, YOUR JUST LYIN’ TO MESS WITH ME AT THIS POINT!!

THERE IS NO WAY IN HECK THAT I’VE DONE *THAT* MANY BAD THINGS FOR THIS ENTIRE CABINET TO BE FILLED WITH ALL OF ‘EM.
I DON’T BELIEVE YOU.

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Here, I'll show ya!

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Nah I know plenty, your file down in Hell has its own cabinet with how many war crimes you committed.

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

. . . Oh right .

. . . In that case, you never heard that, and I have never done anything wrong ever!

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Drink water.

[Sal @Bronze_Chipmunk]

My head hurts

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Yeah but I'm like the Devil from Bible, my whole thing is punishing wrongdoing.

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

The laws of this planet have never stopped me before!!!

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

No, child gambling is illegal.

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

Can I gamble with you?

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Gambling over here.

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Don't mind me.

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Don't mind me.

[Pesky-Pincushion - COMMS OPEN @JadePesky]

A little something I had cooked up for our tomboy princess ‘cause today’s her Archie birthday 🎊🎉

#sonicthedhedgehog #sallyacorn #archiesonic #sonally #birthday #HappyBirthday

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Eat first. If your body's still aching and painful, then rest.

[Xenophanes @Crystall1zedGod]

I don't even know what this body would need. I haven't had to rest for millenia. Let alone eat.

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

It's going to stop you regardless and you will only suffer because of your damn stubbornness to realize the circumstances.

If you do not take care of yourself, you'll drop dead in front of that miscreant that took our home before you can even say a word to him.

[Xenophanes @Crystall1zedGod]

They aren't filth lucifer, and so what? I can't let this body stop me.

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Sounds to me like your fall has turned you mortal, or in some form or fashion of it.

You have the same flaws that the -filth- do.

[Xenophanes @Crystall1zedGod]

I don't know, for days my body has been turning against me, my stomach hurts, my eyes grow heavy.

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Why?

[Xenophanes @Crystall1zedGod]

Im laying down.

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

And just what are you doing?

[Xenophanes @Crystall1zedGod]

I think... I'll lay down. And rest my eyes for a moment.

[Sonic! @IncarnatedBlur]

Say what?

[Mario @FailedPlumber]

I swear to whatever the fuck is above DO NOT SAY IT