Josey

Vegan | Crazy Cat Lady | Make-Up Enthusiast |

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

Daily struggle : which black t-shirt do I wear?

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

#InternationalCatDay My son Ludo is perfect, and narrowing down my selection of photos to just four was incredibly difficult.

[ＭΛＮ @MANvsGAME]

They call it kitty litter because it ends up all over your fucking house.

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

Quit my current job to work at Sephora?!?!

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

Not sleeping in my bed makes me appreciate my bed 10x more. I’m never leaving this bed again. You can’t make me.

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

@NotMorganWalsh This is true. RIP bank account.

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

Babies are gross.

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

@bummedpunx Mixed horribly though. I don’t know if they’ve fixed it since it released in theatres. “It’s meant to sound like that”. Yeah right.

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

Today is a good day for gaming.

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

Instant red flag. Just throw the whole man out.

[chrissy ✨ @chrissyxchi]

imagine dating someone who plays world of warcraft only to find out they play a male human paladin

[gigi @le_debut]

Depression is crazy because If you don’t actively combat it daily you’ll find yourself a week after having the best week of your life laying on the floor for two hours wondering why you can’t get up

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

@Voidbender Time to hunt down a pair of Gloves of the Pugilist.

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

Just got my second dose. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in bed for the next two days suffering through the side effects 😿

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

Complimented a goth on her outfit. She looked at me with dead eyes and said “Okay.” Well fuck you too bitch, I was just trying to be nice.

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

If it were up to me, I’d probably have ten cats by now.

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

Just realized I’ve been taking double the dose of my sleeping pills because I ran out of my prescription a month and a half early. This explains so much… Haha whoops.

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

It’s nice being able to actually call in sick to work and not be forced to come in. Regardless, retail is still bullshit.

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

Going through old dms and realizing that sugar daddy offers, and requests for pictures of non-sexual body parts are some of the more tame messages I’ve received from men. Lmfao I remember why I deleted this shit. Welcome to being a female on the internet.

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

Just redownloaded my social media apps. I give it two weeks before they’re deleted again. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Josey @IncendioAlice]

@yaoichin SO CUTE