Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶)

i am nothing and no one (big dolphins fan)

-- 4th & Inches season NINE coming soon... you could hit the link to find it, but i prob wouldn't

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@FinsUpChris_ lets be clear, ive always provided nudes, they're just better now bc im not fat 😂😂

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@HunterBiden do you think you'll stop breathing fire at some point? (don't)

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@Kenneth_Belkin @HunterBiden literally who the fuck are you

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@ThisisDllon homie is *cooking*

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@ZebaTheGuy @HunterBiden @mark_slapinski if you want a comeback go ask your boyfriend

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@killa_shannon @FinsUpChris_ @monkeyDtruthyy

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@ChopdByRobinson and it would work 😭

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@FinsUpChris_ @monkeyDtruthyy questionable

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@FinsUpChris_ @monkeyDtruthyy who tf doesn't smoke weed?! are you even a human being at that point?

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@ian693 maybe just a baby one... something that can fit in your carry-on 😂

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@lady_finz13 die moist
stand by moist
the babysitters moist 😭😭💀

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@terribletiffy12 suggestion: don't do that 😭

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@amandalorian_

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@flaquaticfan you're fatter

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

cant say it was a great day but it was a busy one for sure... and now for weed

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@Tranracialangel waking up around 3 to pee and be sad has been my jam for months 😌

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@flaquaticfan knowing how much more handsome i am than you

[Joey ( l̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶) @InchesNFL]

@ToneOzMia highly advanced hostile alien invasion would be pretty sweet