minisoldr (R-NC)

perfect human | aspiring court eunuch | DNC disinformation bot v2.3 l Ask me about the rat brain cell that hani hanjour used on september 11th

[minisoldr (R-NC) @IncognitoBrowsa]

as a kid, my best friend was grinding to level up his magikarp to a gyrados. took him like a month and just as it was evolving i grabbed his gameboy and cancelled it. he just sat in shocked silence. mohamed atta, wherever you are, i hope you can forgive me, im sorry

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@tonyhawktruther boutta allyship my way into som-…you know what i’ll holster this one. another day

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@bestbuddy1998 unironically, itll look more like the soil on the left than it does on the right. wont elaborate, but trust me im qualified

[minisoldr (R-NC) @IncognitoBrowsa]

on the bright side, maybe china will take a crack at climate change?

[minisoldr (R-NC) @IncognitoBrowsa]

im pretty doomer about this election and its telling that every woman in my life is like 100x as doomer

[beep @BeepleSneep]

Tim walz tiktok has now posted American Football, Alex G, and Pinegrove. If they lose the election his ass gonna be on there posting Scott pilgrim vs my GPA edits

[billiam @BillRatchet]

no nut november is trending again and i would just like to say ... fellas... let's cum. i'm never not cummin again. the run was fun while it lasted but all things must come to an end

[minisoldr (R-NC) @IncognitoBrowsa]

the debate about whether or not we should recognize their identity or not is frankly silly and masks the real question in regards to trans people

can you ask a trans person to help you move? always thought you had to only ask men to help, not sure about trans people tho

[jill @stevienicks420]

Election night eve

[Andy Molitor @AndyMSFW]

DO NOT SAY, 'My vote doesn't matter' if you live in a state that is very red or very blue. That's just not true!

Hundreds of millions have been bet on the winner of the popular vote, and those gamblers and speculators are counting on you.

Do your part tomorrow.

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

they sure don’t make em like iverson anymore huh

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

me: let the time run out. who cares. the world is better off without me anyway…
jigsaw: heyyy nooo. cmo-(voice filter off) cmon man. you’re awesome

[minisoldr (R-NC) @IncognitoBrowsa]

@VetanzeTherapy hes our 3rd best cb lol

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@KevinlyFather real tad heads know this

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@zacstevens @PFF what

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@bmkibler what is your biggest fear

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

checking the hydraulics

[minisoldr (R-NC) @IncognitoBrowsa]

just drank a soda and it cleared me tf out, i was gripping the rail in the stall like my life depended on it

[minisoldr (R-NC) @IncognitoBrowsa]

@Gainzandpains jesus christ

[minisoldr (R-NC) @IncognitoBrowsa]

one of gods greatest pleasures is kissing a cat right on her forehead

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girlfriend got very very angry with me this weekend bc i said men are stronger/more athletic than women. even clarified that it depends on the sport a bit and there are many athletic qualities where women outperform men, none of which diminishes each other. im still sexist ig