Not Richie Incognito

There's two things I hate: Taxes and cock sucking rookies. I'll slap your real mom across the face. *Parody*

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Wokeup swinging my Lambo thru the McDanks, smoked some retard on the crosswalk #starchyarchie

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Just woke up with Miley twerk ing on my dick and saw Martin snapping pics from behind the curtain

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Ran over gramps on a motorized scooter crossing a crosswalk screamed out my window it's for people who can walk

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Tannehill didn't buy me shots last night. I ain't blocking for him next game #oops

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Bitch told me she wanted to see me tonight. Told her to turn on SportsCenter.

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I'm gonna incognito my dick up ur moms ass #burritoincognito

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We only lost to the buccaqueers cause me and Marty didnt play #backupseatdick

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Just had the first team dinner at the strip club. Rookies paid. #pussies #30k

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Haven't beat up a rook in a couple of days now #abstinence

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Bullying is no joke. That's why I'm serious when I do it.

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Just got off the phone with Jonathan. I apologized and hopefully we're cool now or I'll beat his ass.