Christiana Jackson

Horny Goofball.Standup Cream Maker.Lover of Cigars and Sneakers.

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

It’s 75 degrees outside. Touch grass and eat ass New York!

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

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I haven’t posted on here in years and never know wtf is going on. But please come and check out my solo show on Saturday!

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

Just posted a photo @ Brooklyn, New York https://t.co/P2ERsRtH4b

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

Just posted a photo @ The Stand Comedy Club and Restaurant https://t.co/f6BLALqvFK

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/5XMBnZHJYp

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

Just posted a photo @ Arlene's Grocery https://t.co/VyAfbPSVk7

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

I ran into an ex from 6 years ago last night. He said, “how come you haven’t had me over and offered me food?” I explained, “That lunchlady bitch has been dead for years.” RIP

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

Ain’t no birth control more effective than a man telling you he’s on the verge of tears!

[Lauryn Petrie @TheLaurynPetrie]

This Thursday (the 23rd) 7pm @thetinycupboard ! @TraumedyHourNYC returns with
@IncomparableMsC headlines!
Featuring: @TheLaurynPetrie , @grantsheffield , Breck Gordon, & Lissa Lenis! 🎟 TIX➡️ https://t.co/qaPfCXRrNs

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

I’ve fucked a bunch of dads, most of them hate you and your mom.

#FathersDay

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

@grantsheffield Damn Jamba Juice is still a thing?!?

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

@FunnyManStan Whaaaaaattttt?!?!?

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

When I left Mexico City, I promised myself not to bang any more dumb dudes when I got back. A few weeks, and a couple union dudes later I’m like, who even makes Mid-year resolutions???

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

I wanna get in good enough shape that I can bang two dudes a day, and feel nothing physically AND emotionally.

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

What the fuck is the point of dealing with someone younger, if they are just as tired as you are????

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

When I was in Mexico City, this guy told me that people have underground orgies in the metro. I said, “so what are we doing in your car???”

#cdmx

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

Instead of saying I had a hookup, I’m going to start saying that I ruined a man’s life today. 💦💦💦

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

I’m on vacation and still don’t have the time to figure out wtf is happening in season 2 of Russian Doll.

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

Just posted a photo @ Manhattan, New York https://t.co/qzzKx6KkIJ

[Christiana Jackson @IncomparableMsC]

If I send you a nude, then you send a picture of your face, trust and believe that I’ll never sit on it.