Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes

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[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

Kaveh, walking in their bedroom with a tray of breakfast: Good morning, sunshine.

Haitham, sleepily: Kaveh? It’s eight a.m. It’s like the middle of the night.

#haikaveh

[RanRan|🔞 @murasakino_ran]

This dynamic? 😂
haikaveh in SherlockHolmes!AU

[✨Opie✨ @pkr_tto]

Tighnari🍄 - librarian
Alhaitham🌱 - vampire
Kaveh🏛️ - victim

🍄 walks in when 🌱 is feeding.

🍄: [GASP] ARCHONS!
🌱: [looks up from his victim]
🍄: Could you not... [points at a "no food in the library" sign]
🌱: Oh, sorry
🍄: Pls heed the sign
🌱: Ok excuse me [drags 🏛️ out]

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

Tighnari: Yesterday you moved in with him, now you're solving crimes together? Are we to expect a happy announcement by the end of the week?

#haikaveh

[len @isralennt]

Alhaitham and Kaveh as Sherlock and John Watson? 😳😳😳😳 ((Hailock and Johnveh real 😭😭

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

Kaveh: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Cyno: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Tighnari: I got distracted about halfway through.
Haitham: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#haikaveh

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

ran out of space to add cynonarj tag siiigh

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

Cyno: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Cyno and Nari, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Kaveh: Our turn, Haitham! One, two, three- vanilla!
Haitham, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

#haikaveh

[Auro 🍓🌿 @duhaeriss]

rip kaveh

#genshinimpact #kaveh #alhaitham #haiKaveh

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

Traveler: What do you think Kaveh will do for a distraction?
Haitham: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Haitham: ... or he could do that.

#haikaveh

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

Cyno: What time is it?
Kaveh: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.
Kaveh: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Haitham: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?
Kaveh, smugly: It’s 2 am.

#haikaveh

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

Eremites, negotiating with Haitham: We have Kaveh. Give us ten thousand mora and he will be returned to you unharmed.
Kaveh: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand mora?
Haitham:
Kaveh: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Haitham: KAVEH STOP

#haikaveh

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

Haitham: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Kaveh: Okay, but in my defense, Cyno bet me 50 mora I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Haitham: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

#haikaveh

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

TWITTER KEEPS DELETING MY DRAFTS IM GOING INSANE WTF

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

Kaveh: So that’s my project.
Haitham: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Kaveh: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Haitham: It fucking sucks.
Kaveh: That’s not constructive criticism.

#haikaveh

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

Haitham: I’m going to take you out.
Kaveh: Great, it’s a date!
Haitham: I meant that as a threat.
Kaveh: See you at five!

#haikaveh

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

Kaveh: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.
Haitham: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the General Mahamatra.

#haikaveh

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

Haitham: Kaveh and I are childhood friends.
Tighnari: I'm curious. What was Kaveh like when he was little?
Haitham: I think you mean young. He's always been little.

#haikaveh

[Aru 🌱 @kiviont]

A slip up
#haikaveh

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

/not a quote

OMG HELLO?? I LIVED and was expecting here to be dead tbh but so many people came. WELCOME AND THANK YOU

[Incorrect Haikaveh Quotes @IncorrectHkvh]

am alive

#haikaveh