Incorrect Obey Me! Quotes

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Mammon: Snow got me feeling some type of way.

Satan: That's hypothermia.

Mammon: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

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MC: I thought you were decorating for Halloween?

Belphegor: We are.

MC: You're just hanging up pictures of Lucifer.

Satan: You said you wanted scary decorations?

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Diavolo: How long have you been awake?

Lucifer: I got two hours of sleep on Friday.

Diavolo: That doesn't answer my question.

Barbatos: Also, it's Monday.

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Asmodeus: I can't believe after all that shit, they're back together.

Mammon: Who?

Asmodues: My ass cheeks.

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Mammon: I just realized January is spelled the same forwards and backwards.

Mephistopheles: So the professors hand your tests back folded up, huh?

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Mephistopheles: I am 50% intelligence, 80% charm, and 70% handsome.

Lucifer: That's 200%

Mephistopheles: I'm twice the demon you'll ever be.

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Thirteen: Misogyny check! Let your DDD complete the sentence. "Women are..."

Asmodeus: Women are so cute!

Beelzebub: Women are not a frog.

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MC: Are you an ARRR pirate or a Yo Ho Ho! pirate?

Leviathan: I'm an I'm Not Paying $600 for Photoshop pirate.

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Mammon: One day, you'll be browsing in a store and pick the clothes you'll die in.

Asmodeus: Not if I die naked in an orgy.

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Thirteen: What do you think really happens after death?

Lucifer: Your family fights for your belongings.

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Mammon: I had a dream that we got in a big fight.

Lucifer: Who won?

Mammon: Me.

Lucifer: Yup. Definitely a dream.

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Asmodeus: When you're ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.

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Raphael: Surgery is just stabbing someone back to life.

Simeon: Please never become a surgeon.

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MC: Anyone got room for dessert?

Beelzebub: I'm got room for love.

Belphegor: ...In your stomach?

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Diavolo: Why would someone want to harm Lucifer?

Mephistopheles: Maybe because they met him?
...Did I say that?

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Lucifer: Nobody's blowing up any classrooms.

Satan: You just want to suck the fun out of everything, don't you?

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On a more serious note, I’ve met so many lovely people online and IRL because of how engaged the fan base is. A couple hundred fans who will turn out and get butts in seats is a rare thing for a mobile game to get. Truly, the fans are the reason the Obey Me is still going.

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🐝 Forced this account to exist.
🐝 Gave me a reason for stumbling into the world of video game journalism.
🐝 Lucifer
🐝 Helped focus me when I got overwhelmed, reminding me about other avenues in the entertainment industry.
🐝 Lucifer
🐝 Got me writing fanfic again.

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