Penelope: i'm dying. a slow, painful death that even i cannot heal from. Josie, please know that you've given me the best years of my life. i love you more than anything
Josie: Pen, you have a cold
Josie: FOUR MONTHS
Hope: what’s she talking about?
Penelope: it’s not that big of a deal-
Josie: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR F O U R MONTHS
Sorry guys for being so inactive lately, I have the most important exams of my school education in two weeks and I’ve been studying like crazy, literally my whole future depends on this and I’m stressed af
Josie: *texting MG* I just walked into this party and someone yelled dibs
Penelope: *texting Hope* HOLY FUCK IM REALLY DRUNK AND THIS HOT GIRL WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED DIBS