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Nyla: I love calling myself a bitch. But if a man calls me a bitch I’m going to step on necks and break backs

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Lucy: Being half asleep and feeling someone kiss your forehead is one of the purest forms of love

Celina: … Unless you live alone …

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Officer : you have the right to remain silent

Sava : but do I have the ability

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Smitty : URGH I’m such an idiot

Angela :

Smitty :

Angela : if your waiting for me to disagree it’s going to be a long day

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Angela do her children : when you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. no. you know what else is legal to buy at 18? blades. get yourself a damn sword. a big knife is also okay.

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Lucy : *writing a list of all escaped animals*

Zoo keeper : the tigers should obviously be your top priority

Lucy : *scribbles out geese*

Lucy : obviously

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Lucy : you used to have a fake ID ?

Tamara : ... you needed to be over 18 at petco to hold the bunnies

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Seth : I heard you were talking shit about me

Angela : did you get everything or do you need to hear it again ?

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Angela : love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake

Lucy : you're literally making a valentine’s day card for Wesley

Angela , pointing her hot glue gun towards Lucy : you’re on thin fucking ice

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Tim : wakey wakey eggs and bakey!

Tamara : but i'm vegan.

Tim : wakey wakey vegetables and sadness.

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Tim : fuck lucy

Angela : is that an insult or a To-Do list ?

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Lucy : Angela is so pretty.

Nolan : Don't be jealous, Lucy. You're pretty too.

Lucy: I'm not being jealous. I'm being gay.

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Tim : go on a date with me ?

Lucy : no

Tim :

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

earth is cancelled

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Angela : Okay we gotta get through this locked door. Nolan quick give me your credit card

Nolan : Here

Angela *pocketing it*: Cool. Tim kick down the door

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Lucy : Why do you have to be so tall anyway?

Tim : Would you prefer me on my knees?

Lucy : I don’t have a HR appropriate answer for that …

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Angela : So, you two are dating now?

Tim & Lucy: Yes.

Angela : Why?

Tim : I happen to find Chen very appealing.

Angela : Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out why Lucy wants to date you.

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Tim : If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I would immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Lucy : I think you should have principles though

Tim : You're right. I should.

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Angela : I think I found a way to make money

Tim : You'd make a decent stripper.

Angela : I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I was talking about

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Grey : I've decided I'm planning a wedding.

Luna : Whose?

Grey : Lucy and Tim’s

Luna : They are engaged??

Grey : No, but they will be.

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Lucy : Why don't you ever call me by any pet names?

Tim : You don't remember what happened last time? I called you "love" and you passed out

Lucy : Well, what else was I supposed to do