Simon: No, stop, stay 6 feet away Talia.
Talia: You're legit less than a foot away from JJ.
Simon: Yeah but we live together.
Talia: I practically live here and besides you gave me a kiss.
Simon: I had to bend 6 feet to kiss you anyway.
*Freya and Talia cuddling*
Simon: Does this mean you 2 are dating?
Freya: We've always been lovers.
Talia: Does this mean we're all dating?
Josh: Yeah it does. Who's your Daddy Simon?
Simon: Rah too far.
Sidemen: Vote! Register today! Your vote matters!
Harry: What's the point in voting its never been left to one person to decide.
Also Harry: Unless it's Love Island I vote on Love Island.
Logan: One of you will betray me tonight.
Deducted points: Is it me Logan?
Logan: No.
Slips: Is it me Logan?
Logan: It's not you either.
3 Sneezes: Is it me Logan?
Logan: iS iT mE lOgAnΒΏ
(I'm obsessed with tik toks)
Simon: *Drinking cup of tea JJ made*
JJ: Didnt it taste bad?
Simon: Yeah...
JJ: But you drank it still?
Simon: I didnt wanna hurt your feelings.
JJ: Bro.
Simon: Bro.
Sidemen: Big video today
Fandom: 100 vs 10000 vacation part 2 yasssss
Sidemen: Not vacation but roadtrip!
Fandom: What about the vacation?
Sidemen: 500k likes and we'll post it.
Fandom: Dont underestimate us like this.
Simon: How does it feel JJ?
JJ: How does what feel?
Simon: Being tied with Logan for a while year now?
JJ: Fuck off I've been a winner since Joe Weller fight because I didn't lose my champions belt and I had a higher score than Logan. SO HAH SUCK IT!
Simon: Okay... Sore topic...