Jolyne: I can't see anything here, it's too dark.
Emporio: Don't worry! Let me take care of it.
Emporio: [stomps his feet]
Emporio: [sketchers light up]
Johnny: The food is too hot, I can't eat it
Gyro: You're extremely hot and I'm still able to eat you
Lucy and Diego: [choking]
Hot Pants: [slams the fork down] ONE NORMAL DINNER. ONE NORMAL DINNER! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK!
Diavolo: Say yes to drugs.
Giorno: No, Diavolo. It's say no to drugs.
Narancia: It doesn't matter what you say to drugs, they don't have ears.
Mista: If you are talking to drugs, you've maybe already taken them
I recently learned that dinosaurs didn't have the ability to roar because of how their mouths are made but they possibly quacked or honked and I'M WHEEZING
Johnny: I don't fear anything.
Johnny: However that thing...
[Diego, looking at him in dinosaur form and honking like a goose]
Johnny: That thing scares me.
Johnny: I don't fear anything.
Johnny: However that thing...
[Diego, looking at him in dinosaur form and honking like a goose]
Johnny: That thing scares me.
[Modern AU, Texting] (1/2)
Johnny: This is Johnny, I'm bored and I'm messaging random people to pick a fight with. You in?
Gyro: Fuck yes I banged your mom
Johnny: You sick bastard, she's dead!
Gyro: Prolly why she didn't put that much of a fight
Johnny: Hahahah!
Weather Report: My mind is like an internet browser
Hermes: Please explain
Weather Report: There are like 15 tabs open, freezing and I don't know where the music is coming from
Narancia: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve
Fugo: I think you mean "cards up your sleeve"
Narancia, pulling actual knives out of his sleeves: no I do not.
Jobin: "Hey Josuke, I know you need the rokaka to cure your mom from the rock disease, but my son is the next in the line of millionaires and I think he needs it more. I'm not interested in having more children and if I could have the rokaka I would greatly appreciate it." (1/2)
Josuke: "Well when you put it like that, I suppose I really have no choice. Sorry, it was really selfish of me to insist to get the fruit to my mother that I hardly know. I hope we can make amends."
Jobin: "Yes, of course. Thank you." (2/2)