Daniel : Why are you naked?
Sam: I don't have any clothes...
Daniel opening Sam's closet: Yes you do! Like these dresses, these shirts, this coat, hi Jack, oh and these socks
Jack: We need to get through this locked door. Daniel , give me your credit card.
Daniel: Here.
Jack, pocketing it: Thanks. Carter, kick down the door.
Sam: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Jack, amazed: Wow...
Daniel, to Jack: Well what does that mean?
Jack: I don't know
Jack : What does that mean Carter?
Jack: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
McKay: *Out of breath* O'NEILL PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
Jack: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Sam: We do have a specific noise for it sir. It sounds like this:
Sam: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
Daniel : This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Jack: That sounds like a dare to me.
Daniel : Do not touch it Jack!
Jack: *touches it*