Julian “Edelnut” Edelman, CPA 🇮🇱

3x Super Bowl Champion | Your favorite slot receiver’s favorite slot receiver | RKK’s right hand man.

[Julian “Edelnut” Edelman, CPA 🇮🇱 @IncredelmanCPA]

It’s time we retire Flo from these progressive ads. That shits aging like 26’ Patrick Mahomes💀

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@stupiddretard Shut up you stupid retard @stupiddretard

[Julian “Edelnut” Edelman, CPA 🇮🇱 @IncredelmanCPA]

#shrink whatever the fuck this energy is.

[Bryant Poreland @NCSUCoachRivers]

I only memorialize ships that sank on the ocean.

How do you sink in a little fresh water pond?

#NOTMYGOAT

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@fenquander Just wait till the kneecap fetish people find gou

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@CarmCarmMiller Good afternoon Carmella.

Could you rank store bought water bottles?

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@AdamSchefter @RapSheet Should have been New England #ThatsJustBaseball

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@China I have sooo much information regarding the AI buildout in America. Send over one of those lady boys and we can talk ball. 🤝

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@chefloflin On the 51st anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald sinking?

Plug gotta take a look in the mirror.

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@CoachMikeElder Already 5 listens deep. Just wait for when the beers start rolling in Mike.

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@Foodacriss You are god damn right we care.

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#neverforget

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@MarkHannaCPA Mark, can Tennessee get in on this action.

It is the volunteer state after all, and I’m volunteering my liver for the 29 who lost their lives & the SS Fitzgerald.

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@souleybjorkins Cheerwine Float a very common term in my vocabulary.

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People are shocked by typical Jew behavior?

Hail to Tel Aviv.

[Elijah J. Magnier 🇪🇺 @ejmalrai]

The Washington Post reported that Benjamin and Sara Netanyahu had developed a reputation among staff at Blair House (the U.S. presidential guesthouse) for bringing bags and suitcases of dirty laundry from Israel to be cleaned free of charge by U.S. staff.

An unnamed U.S. official said, “The Netanyahus are the only ones who bring actual suitcases of dirty laundry for us to clean. After multiple trips, it became clear this was intentional.”

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@BushmanGabes Absolutely. Lead foot that shit.

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Takes a man to say it but…

Unc’s user on madden might be washed man. Fuck

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Patriots game got me feeling like we need to expand on Jewish hate.

Kraft, this team SUCKS!!

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@NailgunnaStock Been meaning to bring this bad boy out Nailgun.

[Viktor “Kite” Fogland @viktorfogland]

72 degrees Fahrenheit

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@chefloflin Let’s bump that to 900, Chef 🤝