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🔥🇮🇪 Irish Taoiseach seen "begging for mercy" as Ireland's Parliament takes the first successful step in removing him. It is expected his government will be forcefully dissolved by tomorrow night.

A recent poll suggests the Taoiseach has an approval rating of just 10.2%.

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The Irish Taoiseach has announced he will be hosting an internal party confidence vote on his leadership, despite overwhelming support for a national election.

The Taoiseach has also said he is committed to his Government, despite holding less than 1/3rd of seats.

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🔥🇮🇪 Leader of Ireland's Government has said in an address to the United Kingdom "You have done everything possible to avoid serious discussion".

The same leader has hosted meetings with Montenegro, Ukraine and Saudi Arabia, instead of the United Kingdom.

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Other controversies surround the Government, as the Minister of Justice & Equality is under criminal investigation after an evidenced report shows he leaked OSA defence documents.

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🔥🇮🇪 The Irish Government has collapsed, as the Social Democrats leave the coalition government, leaving the Labour Party who hold just 7 of the 25 seats in Ireland's lower house.

An early general election is now expected to be called.

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The withdrawal from the coalition comes after political interference within the Irish Defence Forces, with the Government appointing a "Social Democrat friendly" as its new chief (who also has "up the UVF" in their discord bio).

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🔥🇮🇪 The Irish government is unraveling: the Defence Forces Chief quit over political meddling, the Taoiseach is accused of lying to the Seanad by its own Chief of Staff, ministers were ejected from tonight’s session, and the Northern Ireland Minister has resigned.

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🔥🇮🇪 Ireland is being called the 'land of censorship' as critical posts and comments about the Irish Government and Parliament are removed, at the same time, elected officials critical of the conflict have been dismissed by the Irish President.

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🏆🇬🇧 After building pressure, teasoich of Ireland, EpicNoah3568 has resigned, citing that "a change in leader is necessary".

Celebrations have already been spotted on the streets of Northern Ireland, claiming this as a win for the United Kingdom.

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🔥🇮🇪 Irish group staff intervene, forcefully withdrawing Teasoich Epic Noah's bill to impose sanctions on the UK, cancelling the Irish Parliament's emergency session, in another step back to the Irish Government.

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💵 Since then, Teasoich EpicNoah has proposed a bill through the Irish Parliament to give his government powers to suspend British-owned businesses, with few restrictions.

On the organised contrast, the UK government has had similar powers since March.

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💼 Last night, the Irish Government announced the suspension of British-owned businesses operating in Ireland.

After realising this was unlawful, the move was quickly retracted and an apology was issued, with the suspensions officially declared "null and void".

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🇮🇪🔥 Paramilitaries from both side of the border have spoken out against the Irish Institution. The INLA has called the Teasoich a "disgrace to the Irish people", citing "failed leadership".

Similarly, a representative from the UVF has called the Irish President a "whore".

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🚨🇬🇧 Breaking News as a Vote of No Confidence in EpicNoah's Irish government has been successfully launched within the Irish parliament, debate and voting times are to be confirmed.

https://t.co/mkH2xUIM0t

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🇬🇧 Pressure is mounting in Ireland for the removal of the Taoiseach of Ireland, EpicNoah1358, as statements from concerned citizens to senior Irish politicians condemn his actions surrounding his handling of the border.

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📊The Independent has released the results of its exit poll, with the following seat allocations:
- Unionist Party 15
- Pirate Party 12
- Social Democrats 12
- National Party 11

Thank you to all those who participated.

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🚨Take part in the Independent's official exit poll using the link below, which will be revealed tomorrow live at 8pm.

https://t.co/zz105ryTPz

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🗳️ The Independent is pleased to announce that it will be the official broadcaster of the May 2025 election night, bringing you the latest live results.

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🚨Breaking: ERIC1978, long-serving Lord Speaker, has announced, in the final session of the parliamentary term, his intention to resign from the role.

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🚨 Pirate Party chairman, sethizhere, forced to resign after a VONC threat.

In a statement, the chairman called the VONC a "betrayal", saying he was working to "ensure no past mistakes could be repeated" while the party is "wearing a costume designed to fool the electorate".