Citizen_X

I'm a parody of myself... All tweets are fiction and retweets are science fiction. Quote Tweets are jokes, just like this entire account!

[Citizen_X @IndianShylock]

@narendramodi @AlboMP Sir, when will we see you happy together with your wife?

[Dhanya Rajendran @dhanyarajendran]

Union minister Bandi Sanjay’s son absconding in POCSO case, says Telangana cop

What a shame

https://t.co/uZ5VYBuUYx

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

No. of tweets by Godi Journalists on the Rupee fall to 96

Rubika-00
Anjana-00
Chitra-00
Sudhir-00
Amish-00

These same Journalists used to mock the Congress Govt when rupee was at 60

Spineless Lapdogs

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

Son of a BJP Union Minister from Hyderabad is absconding in a POCSO case.

People have put up posters of the son along with his father all over the city.

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Telangana Congress govt has neither taken action any against T Raja for his hate speeches nor arresting the accused in this case.

[Binu Alex @badjourno]

Decided to be a good citizen. Inspired by PM’s call for austerity, left the car at home.
Auto to the Metro station: ₹30. Metro ticket: ₹30. Feeder bus for the last stretch: ₹20. Total one way: ₹80. Return journey: another ₹80. Grand daily total: ₹160.
My car gives 14 kilometres to a litre. Office is 7 kilometres from home. Roughly ₹100 a day, door to door, including the petrol and the quiet dignity of arriving without fuss.
Public transport, in other words, costs me ₹60 more than driving myself. Per day. In a city with a functioning Metro.
This is what we call last-mile connectivity gap — the small, unglamorous gap between the grand infrastructure and your actual front door. Austerity, apparently, is for the commuter alone. The PM travels by motorcade. The last I checked.

[Citizen_X @IndianShylock]

@talibaa_21 Alhamdulillah

[Aafreen @talibaa_21]

getting sick as a Muslim means your sins are being erased as well. Even cough, headache, fever or sore throat is worth it. isn’t Islam is sooo beautiful? Allah’s mercy is boundless.

[Sara @piousdeenn]

One women ran 7 times between 2 mountains in search for help, and in return, Allah made it a practice for every man in the world to follow in her footsteps.

[Aditya Menon @AdityaMenon22]

Muslims in India don't hate Hindus. Go to any mosque on Friday in any state, you won't find anti Hindu comments in even one sermon. On the other hand, Hindutva people are obsessed with Muslims. Can't even celebrate own festivals without invoking Muslims

[Mahua Moitra @MahuaMoitra]

Before elections- BJP says Hindus are in danger
After elections- BJP says India’s economy is in danger

[Aditya Garg @AdityaGargINC]

Hindus vote for BJP because BJP troubles Muslims.

That is the only reason. Period.

[Shivam Vahia @ShivamVahia]

If you're a nationalist, now is the time to be anti BJP.

[Ayshatou🥀🥀 @rukks90]

70,000 People will enter Jannah without any Judgement. May we be among them.

Ameen🥺🤲

[Fatima 🫧💗 @fattyyyronkeee]

What a privilege to be able to see, talk, walk, hear and breathe.

Alhamdulillah!

[Omar @omar_dddg]

Try the pleasure of doing your wuduu in sincerity and then praying Fajer with your heart present, and walking out the mosque to sun rise and the chirping of early birds to get a coffee.

[Tarun Gautam @TARUNspeakss]

BJP has more than 12,000 crore rupees in its account

Why can’t BJP donate it for national cause and help the nation in such tough times or buying MPs & MLAs is more important than nation??

Middle class should bear the brunt of war while Mota bhai keep buying MPs & MLAs.

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

Amazing that a Union Minister’s son is absconding in a sexual assault case on a 17 yr old girl. While absconding he moves court for anticipatory bail & his father continues as Union Minister. This level of brazen shamelessness is only possible in Modi’s regime

[celestine*:･*ੈ✩‧˚˙⋆✮ @sanobeee]

Assalamualaikum
Requesting duas for my cousin who is only 20 yo, his reports are indicating something really scary. He is my khala's only son. If anyone's at haram please make special duas. May Allaah ease everyone's troubles and pain.

[محمد سلمان ‏فارسی @AlFarsi1201]

Dear Muslims Of India,

There are growing reports from students and corporate professionals that organised ideological hindutva groups are trying to bait Muslims into religious discussions, record conversations out of context, and weaponise them into fake conversion narratives.

Be alert. Be careful. Protect yourself.

If anyone in college, office, HR circles, training sessions, or casual gatherings suddenly starts asking you detailed questions about Islam, your beliefs, namaz, hijab, conversion, or religious opinions, do NOT engage emotionally or impulsively.

Politely say:

I prefer that people learn about Islam from authentic sources and scholars online.

You are not obligated to explain, debate, defend, or discuss your faith with strangers, colleagues, or random acquaintances.

In today’s climate, a simple conversation can be twisted, selectively edited, falsely framed, and used to target Muslims socially, legally, or professionally.

Stay professional. Stay cautious.

Avoid private religious debates at workplaces and campuses. Document interactions when necessary.

Awareness is protection.

#IndianMuslims

[Ayshatou🥀🥀 @rukks90]

Before I die, I want my last words to be: La ilaha illallah Muhammadur Rasulullah🥹🥺