sj

he/him

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

i’m so 3008
u so 2000 and late

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

So funny when athletes sign these long contracts. Oh you’re gonna be playing for the Yankees in 2031? Buddy the fog is gonna consume us in 2027. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

this new year better be good or I’m suing

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

You have sacrificed your reputation in a fool’s bargain for false promises of power. Your depravity is so spineless and absurd that future textbooks will only evoke your name to give incredulous appraisals of your stupidity. You will be remembered only for your cowardice.

[Josh Raby @JoshRaby]

We were closer than ever to curing cancer and now everyone’s gonna end up with some shit called Cobbler’s Rot that no one’s had since the Habsburgs

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

we are so cooked its not even funny

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

This elaborate operation involving 20 officers was all to arrest the guy who threw a sandwich. He says he had tried to turn himself in but they insisted on this ridiculous theater. He has already been released and a judge found the felony charge excessive. Do you feel safer?

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

Is the cost of living crisis getting you down?
-we should give another billion to israel for child murder
-another 100B to ICE for kidnappings
-send the troops to DC to do policing
-cut 800B in medicaid

america first btw

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

every day i wake up and the news is worse

[Lama Al-Arian @lalarian]

Absolutely fucking devastating. The screams outside Al Shifa hospital as Israel assassinates Aljazeera reporter Anas al Sharif. We will never forgive western journalists who remained silent as they murder our colleagues in Gaza.

[sj @IndianaSamJones]

You know the anthem of a nation could be any genre, it doesn’t have to sound That Way

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

AI is so ass

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

the military just bought chatgpt btw. yes, I do think I’m better than you for having never used it

[Arsenal Women @ArsenalWFC]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE. THE ONLY IN THE LAND ❤️

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Hello sharks today I am asking for $500 000 to enjoy my summer

[sj @IndianaSamJones]

men long to tend a fire

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

when he says “you take this MBA style thinking” while motioning with the empty water bottle…the lust I feel would frighten the devil

[sj @IndianaSamJones]

@DylanWack start by making it your birthday

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

i neeeed to be famous not for money or attention but because i want to go on celebrity jeopardy sooo bad. i’d absolutely dominate on celebrity jeopardy its my dream