Michael A

Londoner now exiled in the sticks. Lefty. 90s Rock obsessive. Made a second twitter to rant about Arsenal @GunnerMike3

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

This Congolese number 9 on the left wing plays in the Spanish 2nd division and he's tearing us a new arsehole

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

I always look at the nationality of the ref and think "does that country hate us", and, because we are the Milwall of the world, the answer is always "yes"

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

@muhammadbutt England didn't pay those transfer fees.

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@thasdaug Expectation vs Reality

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

Juju never fails. Need Eileen Drewery back

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam has vowed to put a curse on Harry Kane for Tuesday’s England vs Ghana

"I am working on Harry Kane. I have shown what I am capable of before so I know what work I must do to stop him. I am not wishing him serious injury. It will be just enough to stop him against my country. I will do my work so that it can help Ghana"

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@DropAPinShow Not a single person said "your mother's house"

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@NME 100,000 dead children in Gaza, but the man from Radiohead is the victim because he can't play a gig with his IDF mates.

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I'll call Turkey by it's preferred name when my Auntie gets her house in Famagusta back.

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@CelebrityRefs To be fair, he's speaking in his second language, in front of a billion people, the ref is probably just nervous.

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

@now_arsenaI Unbelievable Jeff

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

@Batfox_Pictures Very underrated band. Second album not as good but first one was a banger.

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

15. I was 15 in this photo.

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@BancheroSZNS In those days in England, this did happen occasionally as the criteria for both was simply "big fella"

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

@90sfootball for everyone condemning Wright here.

1. He got the ball. We know this because the ball burst
2. This was in response to racist insults.

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

The Sporting CP president got it right when he called David Sullivan & Gold "The Dildo Brothers". Best slander name ever.

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

@harleyavfc_ I mean, realistically, no team you could ever assemble would go 38-0-0 in real life, never mind a team with no balance in Midfield and Henry & McManaman not in their best positions.

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

Alright, not always lower league, but a toilet in Lanzarote is anodd place to see a Union Berlin sticker

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

Everywhere I go in this world, I see random stickers of lower league German football teams

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

Wot no Haka? #ENGNZ

[Michael A @Indie_Mike]

@Pri_Letterman Can't help but feel that when the cold war powers forbade Cyprus and Greece from combining, partitioned the island and displaced hundreds of thousands of people in the process, that they didn't consider the ramifications that this would have on the integrity of Eurovision

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@CBTwizard @Pri_Letterman Halloumi is cypriot..