Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎

“𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙖𝙮.” #LostLucien. Parody. Era flexible.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦. 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯/𝘈𝘜.
𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮.

⥊︺⥋

𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 & 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴.
21+ 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴.

⠀↻ & ♡
•Appreciated•

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

“Not a worry ma’am, I shall return promptly with your clean clothes.” David gave his boss a singular nod before heading out of her office and towards the lifts, he was hoping against all hope that he would not have to interact with another soul this morning.

[—— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 C ᴇ ᴏ. @Drag0nsgoddess]

“No. I very much wouldn’t want that.”

Rolling her eyes as she moved her chair back, opening the bottom drawer on her desk and holding up a tooth brush.

“ Already prepared on that one along with some other toiletries. But Thankyou for the offer. the clothes will be just fine.”

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

- toiletries or some such.
“I can always pop to the store if you need a toothbrush ma’am.”

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

“We wouldn’t want that now, would we?” David replied, taking the keys from his boss.

“Anything else you need while I’m retrieving your clothes? Something to freshen up with perhaps?” David figured the older woman would have some
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[—— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 C ᴇ ᴏ. @Drag0nsgoddess]

grab me some clothes from the boot of my car.” Taking her car keys from her bag, holding them out on her finger.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

- Even if you find my presence unnecessary. However, if you intend to leave early as well, then I am more than happy to oblige.”

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

“You could always use me to get out of any awkward conversations with your husband.” The ppo was standing with his hands clasped behind him, head tilted in quiet contemplation for a few moments.

“I can prove to be quite useful, ma’am.
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[—— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 C ᴇ ᴏ. @Drag0nsgoddess]

Potentially coming to give a piece of his mind. You can actually leave early. No offence to yourself personally.. but simple security would have done the trick.”

Having never really seen the need for their team to of been hired.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

Do try not to do that in the meeting room ma’am, you might give all the old politicians heart attacks. I do not particularly want to deal with that catastrophic mess.

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

I… think I just came.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

Yes ma’am, I shall sneak off now and procure you a chocolate chip cookie. Perhaps some… caramel sauce to go with your cookie as well.

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

I have a mason jar of moonshine with my name on it. I’ll just have it straight out of that…

However, a warm chocolate chip cookie would also make my evening a little better, if you’re offering to sort me out. Don’t forget the flaky sea salt.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

- notified of the change.”

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

David’s stoic expression shifted into one of curiosity. Well, curiosity that was displayed in the form of nothing other than a slightly quirked brow.

“Seeing as your normal ppo is on paternity leave, my shift ends when yours does, ma’am. I was informed that you were
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[—— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 C ᴇ ᴏ. @Drag0nsgoddess]

“ yes , thankyou.”

replying to one final email on her phone, looking up at him once she was finished.
leaning back in her chair with a sigh, hand immediately going to pick up the cup to have a sip of the much needed caffeine.

“ no. oh, actually.” tilting her head slightly —

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

Any preference on after meeting drinks ma’am?

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

Sounds thrilling.
If this meeting ever ends, I’ll hold you to that.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

After your meeting I shall escort you to your room ma’am, does that suit?

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

Rigorously.

You’ve always been good with attention to detail, David.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

Yes ma’am.
Do you have a preference
on how I do my job?

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

…then I suggest you do your job, Sergeant.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

You are my job description… Madam President.

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

What I desire of you is… not in your job description, Sgt. Budd.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

And where exactly are you trying to get ma’am? Because last I checked I work for you, and you most certainly do not have to flatter me for a single thing.

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

Mmm, I’ve heard flattery gets people everywhere.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

Cute? Oh you flatter me.

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

Aw, that’s… cute.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

- hand would be easier than dealing with the day he had ahead of him.

“Is there anything else ma’am?”

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

Coming back with her coffee in hand, his normal stoic expression plastered across his features.

“Your coffee, ma’am.” David sat the cup down on her desk in front of her. A drink or several were not far off in his mind, sitting at home in front of the tv with a beer in
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[—— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 C ᴇ ᴏ. @Drag0nsgoddess]

time, how early it was.
turning in her chair to rest feet on the edge of the desk.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

You and me both Ma’am.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

- momentarily ma’am.” He gave the older woman a singular nod before turning around and leaving the room.

[Sgt. David Budd ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ @IndisposableOne]

“That explains a lot.” David replied flatly, knowing that Charles had been one of her soon to be ex-husbands friends made a lot of sense, something about the man had always rubbed him the wrong way. Then again, so did her husband.

“I’ll return with your coffee
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[—— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 C ᴇ ᴏ. @Drag0nsgoddess]

chair, glancing at the time. a hand going to cover her mouth as she yawned once more.

“ think a coffee might be needed, thankyou.”