Alex 🇧🇲

Flora Duffy stan account. MCFC. Feed the Goat. Bermudian. Retired Somm. Smallholder.

[Gerry @GerryKeogh_]

They adopted a baby just so they could rape the child.

We need to bring back the Death Penalty

[Johannes M. Koenraadt @johannesmkx]

😂 The UK social media ban will be "enforced at the device level".

Everybody will have to upload their passport and face to Google/Apple to be able to use their own phone's internet connection!

Will this also apply for tourists visiting the UK? What a dystopian madness.

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

This is possibly the worst crime in modern history.
Two men "adopted" a baby.

"A post mortem examination identified more than 30 external bruises, as well as internal bruising to his mouth and throat, internal bruising to his anus, bowel and bladder, lacerations to his anorectum, and a perforated bowel."

"One medical expert gave evidence that a bruise on the baby’s bottom appeared to be a human bite mark."

Think what this poor baby went through. The men who did this should be put to death.

Men should not be able to buy babies. I know that this will cause some anguish to good men who have good intentions, but it's necessary to prevent this happening. This cannot happen again.

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

So @ITVSport referring to it as ‘the first quarter’ means they should never be allowed to broadcast another football match ever again

[Neil Hughes @BlobWarriorUK]

Brown children didn't do well because everyone was racist, but white children don't do well because of their parents.

See how it works.

[Gordon Dimmack @GordonDimmack]

One of these people is an 83 year old Priest who held up a sign expressing her right to free speech. The other has decapitated his political enemies with a knife.

Guess which the UK government calls a terrorist, and which gets invited to number 10 for dinner.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

Funny, I don't remember this Labour government standing on a manifesto of crippling taxes and rampant censorship.

[Cozy Gamer Gimp @GrumpyCatterman]

Oh no no no. We are not retconing this.

20+ years ago, Feminists demanded genres that men enjoy be made "welcoming" for women, publishers did just that. Then men stopped reading the genres that were now made with women in mind.

What is this reversal of cause and effect?

[Alex Fairfax @Alex_Fairfax06]

“What’s my approval rating?”

- It’s bad Mr Prime Minister. It’s -43. It’s…it’s in the mud.

“Could it get lower?”

- I mean anything COULD happen but realistically-

“Kill the ponies.”

- Wha-

“The ponies. The cute little ponies. Kill them.”

- Sir, they’re endangered

“Fuck ‘em. Make the call.”

[Landeur 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Landeur]

“As a mum it keeps me up at night thinking about how my child will use the phone I gave her without setting any parental controls.”

If you can’t parent, that’s not our fault.

[🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto]

To clear up any confusion:

There are TWO bans on under 16's access to social media in the UK. The first is at the app level and this comes into play next year. It will require selected social media apps to prompt for age verification when accessing them.

The second more insidious one is happening much sooner. This one is the 'nudity detection' feature and this one operates on device level. It will require every adult to show a form of ID in order to operate their phones and tablets without restrictions/monitoring.

The voluntary deadlines to tech companies to implement this is around early September this year.

If Apple, Google and others don’t implement device-level monitoring by then, the government has said it will bring forward legislation to make it mandatory.

People saying "Just use a VPN!" are not understanding how this works.

[Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh]

People *need* to understand this: the under-16 bans hit adults too.

Whether you’re 15 or 55, your ability to speak freely and anonymously online is at risk.

This. Isn’t. Just. About. Teens.

[Bite Your Brum @BiteYourBrum]

So just to be clear, a 16 year old girl can legally have a baby but can’t watch TikToks after dinner? Sound 😂

[Dr Glover| SAC: DRGLOVER @Dr_Gl0ver]

At 17 you can

Have consensual sex
Have a kid
Drive a car
Work a job
Vote
Donate blood
Join the army

BUT you CANNOT watch YouTube after your allocated government bedtime lmao

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

Caught this one watching PawPatrol after curfew Sarge

[Emily Carver @CarverEmily]

So, the child here isn't allowed to go on YouTube.
But her mother is happy to post her crying on X for everyone to comment on.

[Natalie Grace Alford @NatalieGABand]

“A social media ban is good for kids! They’ll read more!”

Same person in 6-8 months: Why is the weather app asking me for my ID?!?!?!?

[Austen Allred @Austen]

Somebody has to be the richest person on the planet.

The fact that it’s the guy who popularized electric cars, made rockets reusable, and is working on curing blindness and paraplegia as a side quest seems fair to me.

[British Intel @TheBritishIntel]

Are people genuinely expected to believe the Kremlin looked at everything happening in the world and concluded that setting fire to Keir Starmer's property was the mission?