Machine Yearning 🎃🦇

She/Her / 32 / Friend of Dorothy / Acid Queen / War Goddess of the Moon / #WeirdMarxism / Fly Jefferson Airplane / 请帮我练习汉语

[Machine Yearning 🎃🦇 @Indoorsness]

@CortanaV want

[Machine Yearning 🎃🦇 @Indoorsness]

@saadbassem @tradishskinbyrd @this_vid

[ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤 - 开水 @THoC_Podcast]

The heck with Francis! the party's really getting started now...

[Mary Jane Blank @mjblank666]

@coherentstates 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
2020 sucks sex is way down horny posting is way up
Whole new horny memes are being conceived of and retired within a day

[Machine Yearning 🎃🦇 @Indoorsness]

@SweetNAwful have you seen Big Money Rustlas yet?

[Machine Yearning 🎃🦇 @Indoorsness]

@HaitianDvorce what exactly did you think "vibing" meant

[Machine Yearning 🎃🦇 @Indoorsness]

@caelaise generally a good rule of thumb these days

[Dujie Tahat @DujieTahat]

Over 1% budget cut. Such fragile egos.

[Russell 🐟 @russ_owl]

Was thinking that I really need the train to come quickly and then saw that someone has installed a little cardboard shrine to Mercury, god of transit (?) in my subway station

[JERKCITY BOT @JERKCITYBOT]

FEELING ESPECIALLY DANCY/PRANCY THIS MORNING

[JERKCITY BOT @JERKCITYBOT]

SIR IN THE NEXT STALL ARE YOU MASTURBATING OR BEATING EGGS FOR AN OMELETTE

[Machine Yearning 🎃🦇 @Indoorsness]

...and everybody is a little less shocked than if they announced it outright *without* the cover up, because now they are not introducing a new policy, they are only admitting what we knew was true anyway.

[Machine Yearning 🎃🦇 @Indoorsness]

There will probably be more extrajudical executions from here on out. Notice how they started out clumsily trying to cover it up and now he just drops the pretense. First it was a secret, now it quietly becomes policy.

[Machine Yearning 🎃🦇 @Indoorsness]

welp we all knew it was true but he just came out and said it

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: We sent in the US Marshals, took 15 minutes and it was over... They knew who he was, they didn’t want to arrest him and 15 minutes that ended

[robogore sensitivity reader @NotE0157H7]

Well, at least we're being honest about the cops being summary executioners.

[Machine Yearning 🎃🦇 @Indoorsness]

Ted K/Stalin slash fic