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Just a casual train wreck of a person

[q @IndubitablyQ]

My mom just gave me zam zam water in a shot glass

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Letting the ball’s inner experiences decide whether a goal is offside is a huge step forward for object-oriented ontology

[Marekla Tveitan @MareklaValak]

- Papá, ¿Por qué me llamo Golazo de Cabo Verde al minuto 103?

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[Scalonados @Scalonados]

Estoy llorando, es el mejor dato de toda la historia del futbol

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[q @IndubitablyQ]

Hate it when I'm alone at a bar and accidentally order an extrovert drink (bartender pulls out the blowtorch then starts walking towards me)

[q @IndubitablyQ]

I'm really passionate about women finding out that the pockets in their blazers and work pants are real. Rip open the seams!! And while you're at it cut the vents in your jackets!!

[Arthur (Commission OPEN!!) @ArthShahverdyan]

And it’s not CGI, it’s not ai, it’s not done by any special effects, NO. It’s just 2D background art 😌🤌🏼

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Flowers in studio ghibli film 🌸

[q @IndubitablyQ]

People watching while waiting for my friend here and seeing the glimmer and hope in ppl's eye as they enter ✨NYC✨ right before they are hit with the stale piss smell as soon as they go down the escalators to the E train

[q @IndubitablyQ]

Bro the number of people struggling to put a MetroCard in correctly to exit the jfk air train despite there being a picture right on the slot. Truly a microcosm of the state of humanity today.

[empress sissi @historicalfits]

the state of women’s jeans is just awful right now

[q @IndubitablyQ]

The way muslims say "it's time" during iftar it's like they're fulfilling some sort of prophecy

[q @IndubitablyQ]

Ron Desantis is the most terrifying thing AI has ever created

[q @IndubitablyQ]

IYKYK

[𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 @Chris_Grosse]

OK, you can only write with ONE type of pen for the rest of your life, which one are you picking? (ignoring the ink color)

[La Chiquita @la_ROCA__]

TikTok is "discovering" café bustelo and grecas....don't fucking play with me.

[q @IndubitablyQ]

Panera made chicken tikka masala and is selling it as a SOUP??

[q @IndubitablyQ]

@dj_jackson_15 Sorry for ur loss. Time to become the naked neighbor

[q @IndubitablyQ]

Who else feels physical pain every time they see their order has been shipped using Lasership